Prius Poke

Similar to the game "punch buggy" the PRIUS POKE involves a light poke to the person next to you upon seeing a Prius. The same finger must then used by the poker to PRIUS POINT to the car that inspired the POKE. If however, you accidentally PRIUS POKE for a non-Prius (ex: Honda Insight) then the poked party may double poke back in response. However if the offending car is found to actually BE a Prius, a single, four finger poke is allowed as recompense. Additionally, a double poke is allowed if you are driving IN a Prius and you see the SAME colored Prius as the car you're in.
Two friends drive along. The driver pokes the passenger.

Passenger: "Hey man, what was..?"

The driver points to a silver Prius parked a block away.

Driver: "Prius Poke."

Passenger: "It better be. Or I will double poke your shoulder a new frickin' hole."
by Erroll Flint January 2, 2011
mugGet the Prius Pokemug.

facebook poke

A communication option on Facebook that allows users to say hello to or show interest in a friend without having to go through the tedious process of crafting coherent sentences in order to express one's self.

The Facebook poke is especially useful in the process of overanalyzing a potential romantic interest's feelings about you based solely on impersonal online interactions.
Stan: I Facebook poked Wendy two hours ago, but she hasn't poked me back yet!

Kyle: That sucks - I guess you're going to have to find a different prom date.
by E_Rochester June 28, 2010
mugGet the facebook pokemug.

Sex Poke

When someone yawns or streches, you poke them in the ribs. The person who is getting poked makes a noise that sounds like theyre having an orgasm.
Elliot: *yawn*

Tyrone: Poke!! (pokes in ribs)

Elliot: *moan* That damn sex poke gets me everytime!!
by auberginedreams September 12, 2009
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Poking Smot

In other words your stoned off your ass and cant say smoking pot right.
derrrrrr.... were poking smot.
by Joey March 27, 2003
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poke-block

to poke someone on the Facebook and subsequently block him/her.
I poke-blocked her chickenhead azz that night!
by dmart November 19, 2005
mugGet the poke-blockmug.

poke city

A. Either having sexual relations with someone or

B. Getting ravaged, usually In a fast food environment.
-Did you go to poke city last night?

-5 cars in drive! Now entering Poke City!
by Mrplague February 23, 2015
mugGet the poke citymug.

Poke and Grit

A southern-slang term meaning "poke your tongue in your cheek and grit your teeth" or "bite your tongue". Most often used as a way of saying there's no food.
"The fridge is empty, looks like we're having poke and grit."

"If you don't like what I cooked, you can have poke and grit"
by Southernmost September 28, 2017
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