Having sex with a random girl doggystyle and you pretend you're done then you smack her in the vagina with a hand full of Mayo and throw her off the bed screaming that your real name is "Roger Clots"
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Dave: I was so confused when she did the horny platypus on me last night
Phinneas: No one gives a shit Dave
Phinneas: No one gives a shit Dave
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When someone is sleeping and you spread your butt cheeks over their face and proceed to close them onto their nose
“Bro, when I woke up it smelt like shit.”
“Were you near the bathroom?”
“ nah bro, I thing someone gave me the Pittsburgh platypus.”
“Were you near the bathroom?”
“ nah bro, I thing someone gave me the Pittsburgh platypus.”
by Mickey2point0 November 15, 2020
Get the Pittsburgh platypus mug.A South-Western town in Nebraska. Widely known for it’s rail-yard, the Bailey Yard. If you live here you either were raised here out in the country and are forced to stay. Seriously, nobody with decent intelligence wants to stay in North Platte. Yet, in some way, people are stuck here. You probably fit into one of these five large-known stereotypes in North Platte. 1. You’re a sporty prep with a lot of friends and we’re born into either a middle class or high class family that can afford most things. 2. You’re a stoner. Pretty common here, majority of people in this fucking town have missing teeth because of their hard ass meth addictions. Your parents either support you in this lifestyle or you’re matching the stereotype here and drifting away from your family’s dreams of being a nurse. Or you grew up in a gang. 3. You’re a weird outcast and find it funny to be loud and obnoxious and probably have hair growing in places it shouldn’t. 4. Your whole personality is based off of tiktok and resulted you into having a cottage core mushroom lesbian phase. 5. You grew up on a family farm and have a mullet and a package of toothpicks in your bag just to suck on during class. Mmm. That nice wooden taste. Reminds me of that deer I killed last month. In result, this town fucking sucks. Never fucking move here unless you want hospitalized depression, or weed.
Person 1: So where do you live?
Person 2: North Platte.
Person 1: What now?
Person 2: You don’t wanna know.
Person 2: North Platte.
Person 1: What now?
Person 2: You don’t wanna know.
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Get the arkansas queef patty mug.The third degree of bullshit. The heirarchy of bullshit being as follows.
1.) Bullshit (of the standard issue).
2.) Horseshit.
3.) Platypus shit.
In many a case involving secretive cults, the one who emits something deemed as platypus shit is then sentenced to be gang raped by a groupof 23+ Asian she-males
1.) Bullshit (of the standard issue).
2.) Horseshit.
3.) Platypus shit.
In many a case involving secretive cults, the one who emits something deemed as platypus shit is then sentenced to be gang raped by a groupof 23+ Asian she-males
Fredo: two vampires were thirsty for blood and were flying through the sky when they saw Count Dracula with blood in his mouth. So they asked where he got the blood. He said, "Shut up! I flew into a wall." Haha!!!
Alfonzo: Dude, that was platypus shit.
Alfonzo: Dude, that was platypus shit.
by Bambooboards August 1, 2008
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