Perv Node

A place where perverts meet or come together.

The college across the street can be a real perv node sometimes.

by GallagherDaMan420 April 9, 2012

Perve prang

A fender bender that is the result of perving on a distractingly good looking person outside the car. Whilst perving, you run into the back of the car in front of you, resulting in thousands of dollars of damage. Bonus points are awarded if he/she gives you their number... which isn't likely.

"What happened to your car man?"
"Just a perve prang... I didn't get her number but it was totes worth it"

by WRX4SALE December 28, 2011

Laundry Perv

That person who checks out your underwear whilst you put it in the washing machine.

"He's staring at your underwear - obviously a laundry perv."

by LP1993 October 30, 2011

Perve-a-verance

Creep on creepin' on.

Listen. To be a real creepy creep, you have to have a lot of perve-a-verance.

by jayveegarren November 22, 2011

mental perv

People trying to get inside your mind and but flat out fake people just to get you typically happens to women

Hey,his being a mental perv to me recently what should I do about him

by Jack Napalmer August 18, 2017

Jerv The Perv

The infamous dick gobbler that is known for roaming the streets of Chester with her wizardry man sausage tickling.

Jerv the perv innit

by Jervtheperv January 9, 2019

alpha perv

a male pervert of the highest order who can't be offended or repulsed by any sexually adventurous act or perversion.

phil an alpha perv was all smiles when the cum whore under the boardwalk took a shine to him.

by ignatz January 27, 2019