Per-owned

The act of calling one out on telling half-truths to a story in order to make the person appear the victim by pointing out facts that conflict with parts or all of their story.

Wayne: "My brother bullied me because I didn't give him a piece of my birthday cake."
Nick: "Actually, this is only partly true. Your brother was hoping you'd share your cake but when you didn't, you had a tantrum because you were told it was nice manners to share."
Brendan: "Wayne got per-owned!"

by nestorcheese June 2, 2016

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per-petuity

What the owner has to pay extra when he takes his dog and cat to a fine restaurant.

Bob loved taking Coco and her friend Scheibe to Winston's Fine Dining, because of BOTH the great antivegan food, AND the fact the per-petuity was set at just 10%, or $10 minimum per animal. He could afford that.

by You rReal Name August 18, 2020

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per curiam

The way the court signs a decision when the ruling is fucking obvious or the justices don't want to be individually called out.

Per Curiam.
You're an asshole.

by Lucinda G. March 7, 2016

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Per Show

Plus residuals.

Hym "58k per year is the average writer salary and in quality what you're getting is WAY ABOVE AVERAGE. It's also the source material. 65k per show, per season, and residuals or royalties (whichever apply). Full credit for A.I. and payment for the perception tool."

by Hym Iam July 3, 2024

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Note-per-time

The time you spent learning for a test divided by the grade you get. It is something extremely stupid thought of by an extremely stupid person

Person: Dude, i got an A for Maths!
Smart person: That's cool, i got a B
Person: So i'm smarter than you!
Smart person: no, actually. You studied for 8 hours in total and got an A, while i studied 1 hour to get a B, which means my note-per-time is better.
Person: shut the fuck up

by Ferixu September 26, 2022

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