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Owais Patel

A person that goes to school to spy on the children their and act like he is one of them

They are the biggest NPC known to mankind, they have a code where they have to pay for food as a daily subscription fee to the friend group they are spying on, this however is funded by the UK government
"OMG look at that person over there, they are such an Owais Patel."
"What an NPC there such an Owais Patel"
by MottyScotty October 18, 2022
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Kash Patel

Kash Patel
(noun / verb)
1. A person who takes trifling shortcuts even when it ruins quality.
2. Someone who lies, exaggerates, or fabricates credentials to get ahead.
3. To under-deliver while hyping yourself up as if you’re top tier
Examples:
• “Bro turned in that half-baked report? Straight Kash Patel.”
• “Don’t Kash Patel your way through this project, we’ll all look bad.”
• “She Kash Pataled the interview—made up experience and hoped no one checked.”

Synonyms: janky, phony, bootleg, half-steppin’.
by Mr Lucky 737 September 24, 2025
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khelan patel

Two cockroaches slapped under a homeless persons duvet fighting a brawl to the death mma match
Oh Kyle look at them khelan patels brawling it out to the death
by Rapidestsleet72 January 7, 2024
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Yug Patel

Look It's yug patel!
by lkaosqplsa May 31, 2023
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Doing a Patel

When a massive gay cunt nails on plans last minute
That dickhead is going to doing a Patel on us!!
by Neil the great October 29, 2025
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Number 1 Matthew Patel Fan

“Hey who’s Number 1 Matthew Patel Fan?”
“Uhh DellRrobloxboss obviously!!”
by koniz907L April 16, 2025
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Shiv Patel

Shiv Patel. What can we say about this king? This famous influencer is an icon running the streets of Worcester. Don’t play with Shiv Patel because he knows karate and will mess you up. Not only will he steal your girl, he’ll look good while doing it. This soccer-playing prodigy is #11 on the field but he’s #1 in our hearts. If you’re lucky enough to be in this man’s presence, try not to be overwhelmed by his aura.
by freakyslime July 5, 2024
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