Parker 

Parker is the nicest guy you will every meet he is sweet kind and kinda cute he is athletic and he is very sociable and is loyal to his friends there is no one you will every meet be better than Parker

Girl: I just started going out with the hottest guy
Girl 2: Who is it
Girl: Parker

Parker by Monkey 524 January 7, 2020

parker 

cutest, best tik toker around, has the ability to make you fall in love with him just by looking into his eyes. you’ll never find anyone like a parker. However, in real life, Parker is a complete assbank, but still has feelings that no one likes to respect. he’s the smartest person you’ll ever meet and will help if you ask for it. parker is good as a close friend

parker is especially attracted to girls named charli

parker by harlbear63929366 January 29, 2020

Parker 

Mentally disabled/ retarded and ugly

"That kid name parker on the bus keeps getting yelled at because he's whipping his dick out at guys."

Parker by FREINDLYRETARD February 25, 2020

Parker 

Big white male who never swears pants is rich for no reason and has no balls

Parker has balls

Parker by Beans February 29, 2020

Parker 

Long neck long shlong long butt hole long ear skinny eye. slap better barklery shjlongy wongly

parker is thiccer than my mother and does way better in bed than her.

Parker by le roberto de el poo March 9, 2020

Parker 

Parker the type of person who likes to play with girls feelings and will stop at nothing to get what he wants.

Girl: Oh its parker he's a player.

Parker by SammGoku March 9, 2020

Parker 

Parker’s usually have a big temper. They love spending time with their friends, sneaking out, eating food, binge watching and they also love excitement in their lives. They’re very beautiful and can be very bossy. When a Parker wants something to go her way, it goes her way. Parker’s can also be crazy at heart, but they sometimes choose the wrong friends to be around. They’re very fun and belong with somebody special. Don’t ever let a Parker go.

“Parker’s one of a kind”

Parker by Gidget the Midget April 10, 2020