Pontiac Parade

When you see 3 or more Pontiacs in a row on the road

While traveling on I75 North, I noticed the fast lane was reserved for the Pontiac Parade.

by WHITEKAT May 18, 2005

Parade of Homes

Hopping in the car to drive around a quiet neighborhood and smoke pot.

Hey, man, let's do a Parade of Homes before we hit the disc golf course.

by Russellll January 18, 2008

parade of elephants

When more than 2 guys stand or walk in a line with one hand up in the air, and with the other hand, they hold onto the boner of the guy behind them, in the same way a family of elephants will hold on to each other's tail with their trunk.

Wow, what a frat party that was last night. We had a parade of elephants and everything!

by beetnick55 February 10, 2007

Pussy Parade

A long line of bitches with their pussies flappin' in the wind or just a long line of fags, douche bags, and losers.

"Look at that pussy parade of slutty bitches coming towards us; let's walk the other way."

by BigTits101 June 21, 2009

Monkey Parade

A group of black people marching to fight for equality and their rights

There's so much traffic today! Must be because of that Monkey Parade.

by currykillah June 17, 2021

Hillbilly Parade

(n) A line of broke-down 15-year-old pickup trucks driving 10-under the speed limit, or slower, in the left lane on a divided interstate highway. Frequently the pickup behind is mere inches from the pickup in front. You may see the driver (typically male) shouting angrily through his toothless lips.

I couldn't pass for 30 miles when I was driving in Kansas, due to the Hillbilly Parade in the left lane.

by McGrobb September 8, 2011

Chicken Parade

A traffic slow down on the hiway that is caused by a cop in front of a bunch of cars, and everyone is too afraid to pass him.

Sorry I’m late, I got caught in a Chicken Parade on the way in to work this morning.

by Morty69 October 26, 2018