Outside Joke

From amusing to terrifying, outside jokes incisively reveal a speaker's deficiency and usually highlight their gifuckingnormous douchebaggery. While different eras would have forgiven or simply forgotten such excretory gems (you can't make this shit up), the rise of internet blogging, cutesy Daily Show quips and a President who planned 9/11 in alliance with Israel (see this is an outside joke!), The oughts became larded with pathetic irony purveyors. Though we may have left the golden age (or festering shit swamp) of outside jokes, examples are available anytime Barack Obama expresses outrage, a college student describes themselves as spiritual but not religious, or when a middle aged basketball scout salivates over a nineteen year old "physical specimen".

I miss Tom Delay for his outside jokes.

by Somefinds April 6, 2009

outside consultant

someone who never comes in to the office, yet still brings in revenue for said company.

Look man, Jimbo came in today, and he has a deal for us.

So what, he's just an outside consultant. Besides, he sucks ass anyways!! that deal is probably junk.

yeah, you're right. Damn Jimbo!!!

by The eye in the sky March 25, 2007

outside wedgie

When youre pants,shorts,skirts etc stick to your skin because it's hot. Your skin kind of sweats enought to make ur cloths stick.

You sit and when you get up the skirt is stuck to your thighs,hence the outside wedgie!

by Lizzy B. August 31, 2010

Outside The Shelf

To be Outside The Shelf or OSTS is to be an innovator of words and ideas beyond the bounds of a collection of books on a shelf or the collection of arts including music, fine art, expressions, writing, and other recorded history.

One who is Outside The Shelf is a writer or artists with a new perspective far from the common view of things. This type of writer has a neo-cosmic delivery and a broad cognizance of the world.

That writer is innovative and aware; therefore, he is outside the shelf.

by Cosmiknowledge January 5, 2012

Outside

To be outside is to be dressed in your best ensemble (the more revealing the better) while running the streets with the girls and the gays. For the best outside experience, it’s best to be back inside before your man wakes up 😉

Britney: What’re you up to?
Megan: Mike’s asleep, so you know I’m outside hoe!

by Teehee97 May 10, 2021

Outriders

A game where the difficulty will eventually kill you and the combat never changes

Outriders-"stay in the truck, I'll handle this"

by Stop, sit-down, shut up, fuck August 17, 2021

Think Outside the Brain

A wittier version of the non-innovative cliché "think outside of the box". This sarcastic phrase should not be confused with other idioms such as "use your intuition", "go with your gut", or "process sensory data with your spinal grey matter".

Boss: If you can't think outside the box you'll be downsized.
Employee: Will I get your job if I think outside the brain?

by Puppet Villain August 13, 2014