Ouchkabibbles!

A phrase normally used by hypochondriacs when they are dealt a great deal of pain.

"Ouchkabibbles!"
"Did Stormbeard smack you again?"
"Yeah, and it hurt really badly!"

by Fashionable Icicle December 3, 2007

Oinch

its means awe

ex: friend "my baby said his first word". me "oinch"

by rezauntie October 18, 2020

sir ouch

a phrase denoting pain or discontent

After a night of drunken debauchery...

you: 'man my shit is hurtin after last night. how you doing?'

me: 'sir ouch'

During a game of beirut, when you blow your rebuttal and have to leave the table...

your partner: 'sir fucking ouch'

by Moss March 8, 2005

Cincinnati Ounce

An "ounce" of 25 grams. Used similarly to a "baker's dozen" so the customer doesn't cause trouble for being ripped off accidentally or, more rarely, out of simple generosity. Originated in Fairfield, a city north of Cincinnati.

"You positive this is an ounce?"

"Yeah, and I made it a Cincinnati Ounce just to be sure."

by Charles Prescott September 5, 2011

Half Ounce

Approximately 14 grams of marijuana. Cost around here (Florida Panhandle) is usually around $50-$60.

We were gonna buy a quarter for $30, but saved some bucks and bought a half ounce for $50.

by Kottonmouth King July 30, 2003

ouch-fart

A term defining the feeling when you fart so hard that is hurts a bit deep inside your rectum. A feeling as if the fart scratched an itch that didn't need such hard scratching, and there may not have been an itch that needed scratching in the first place. An ouch-fart is similar to an itch-fart but much more intense. After the pain of the ouch-fart subsides, one usually feels a zen-like trance of beauty and acceptance come over them and then they may feel like having sex, drinking alcohol or getting hammered on some kind of heavy drugs, as their lowest of the low chakra has been stimulated through such an intense fart.

Guy: 'Pffffrrrrrtttt!!!! Youchie!!!'
Girl: 'Ooooh, gross, don't do that in bed, babe!'
Guy: 'Ooooff, that one hurt, frickin' ouch-fart, bebe, kind of tickled me deep inside or something. Kinda smarts a little!!!'
Girl: 'You're weird, dude, come and fuck me or something, just no more farting in bed'
Guy: 'Ok, fine, spread that greasy hole wide and I'll ram it home'

by coozehound72 August 30, 2010

Oucho

D1:

A young childrens TV presenter. Puppet in the shape of a Cactus. Speaks in Mexican.

D2:

Generally used to describe someone who's being an idiot/manwhore. Someone who wears too much hair product.

1. Did you see Ed and Oucho last night?
2. Yeah, those guys are funny as.

1. Dude, he is SUCH an Oucho, right?
2. Yeah I know, jeesh, how much hair gel does he need?

by jennywattsss May 28, 2009