phantom load

When a guy has an orgasm, but due to depleted semen, ejaculation does not occur.

"He was about to cum all over my face, but it was just a phantom load. What a pussy."

by letsgetitagain March 5, 2009

catch a load

When a women is suprised to find out a man came inside of her even though he told her he would not.

Holly ended up catching a load last night when her boyfriend didn't pull out

by Lap dog September 7, 2005

crap load

Large quantity of something. More than a boat load, but less than a shit load.

I have a crap load of work to do before I can leave!

by drewnsam January 16, 2008

bases loaded

To convey in polite words that fellatio, intercourse, and anal sex is likely to happen in the same night, or a general inkling that something great will happen.

I just slipped that girl some roofies...bases loaded.

by fizzpuss May 18, 2010

load trolled

Occurs when you attempt to click a link on a loading website, but are sent to an unwanted location mid-click as the layout of the website changes.

Kid 1: "Uh, dude, why are you looking at denture adhesive products?"

Kid 2: "Nah man, I was trying to click the home button when I got load trolled."

by kapitano September 6, 2013

load eater

someone that is overly complient to a bosses demands.

the new guy at work is a massive load eater

by bastard squad August 30, 2006

ass-load

n 1. a great quantity. Generally accepted to exceed a butt-load.

"I just ate an ass-load of tacos!"

by MF September 5, 2002