open up a can

Popular shortened version of "open up a can of whoop-ass," a statement generally used as a threat, but can refer to a beating/act of domination that occurred in the past.

1. "If ya'll don't stop your bitchin' I'm gonna open up a can!"

2. "I'm finna open up a can on your stanky ass"

3. "The kids were so out of control I had to open up a can right in the middle of the 7-11!"

by naborsG January 14, 2006

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open barrel

When you pour wine into your asshole and let it breathe for 5 minutes then pour it into a glass and drink it as normal. May also be referred to as Browned & Aged Pinot-Noir.

Last night at the wine tasting we did an open barrel! It was amazing!

by A fat dude named Fridge October 23, 2017

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open relationship

A term that allows you to give in to your slutty urges with other guys while having someone around at your disposal in the event that you're unable to hook up with anything hotter.

Nakita is in an open relationship. She is free to chat all day with guys.She is with the guy until she finds someone better.

by ravi001 April 24, 2014

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open sesame

term to describe an automatic door opener...
also used to describe that u want something quick done right away...like u wanted it done yesterday
waving a magic wand anytime u want something done right away
i want it done right away...
i want it done yesterday...
i wanted it done yesterday

i wish i can say open sesame and cook breakfast, do laundry, walk the dog, feed the fish, clean my room, clean the house, fix the car...etc, etc, etc...

by blthrskt December 29, 2005

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