oil my log

to apply oil to someones penis

Randy: oil my log?
Jamal: whip your trousers down.

by Jamal Hunter March 8, 2009

oil of dung

the moisture in solid human 'waste' that gives it (poo) its' resistive, elastic powers. -that which impedes its turning to 'dust' and blowing away, like oklahoma in the 1930s -relative of grease, petrol

count on a 'grease release' to feature lots of oil of dung!

stepped on some dog flops and the oil of dung gave it great elasticity and removal resistance!

by michael foolsley March 1, 2010

oil panning

The act of nutting in a girl after she has jerked you off, to clear the lines thereby prolonging your mileage.

My girl and I were oil panning last night, gave her the high mileage treatment. Nawmsayin?

by Waterdoing May 7, 2018

oil boy

Male supporter of fossil fuel exploitation, especially if they are a motorist.

Of course you want to just build another lane oil boy.
Hey oil boy hows the war in the middle east going?

by 0x45 April 19, 2022

Oil spill

You know you hit black gold, when you are fucking a girl in the ass for to long of a time period, which builds the gas up and the girls’ asshole wants to explode. Instantly, the women is spraying shit all over your dick and balls, it is highly recommended to keep fucking her in the ass to plug the “Oil Spill”. Get her to clean off the main drill pipe every now and then by putting your dick in her mouth (see also, Jersey Turnpike) or wipe it off on her top lip (see also, “advanced dirty sanchez”). Candles, cigarettes, or any other flammable objects should not be used in conjunction with this act.

When I was banging her in the ass, she had an oil spill that ruined the sheets, but it was worth it.

by TB May 27, 2004

oil spill

The act of seducing a woman into a porta potty; with intentions of lude acts, in this example "head". At the moment of climax, the member is removed from her mouth and ejaculate is then sprayed into her eyes, causing momentary blindness. Exactly at this moment, while the woman is rubbing the man paste out of her eyes, the man locks her into the porta potty and proceeds, then to flip it over with all excriment, spilling like a overflowing tank.

Meg after her one o'clock chimichanga, goes into the porta-potty for some rectile incontinence, not knowing that Kory was in there already, experiecing some rapid exit of his own; the two hit it off aka massive seduction, and an oil spill ocurred shortly thereafter.

by lbandpookie June 20, 2007

Oil Rig

A fetishist act in which one takes multiple doses of laxatives and has a partner place his/her mouth to their anus and suck out the liquefied feces.

Fernando lost a bet to Octavio, and was forced to be on the consumer end of an Oil Rig.

by ThunderBoss July 5, 2012