Nurse

a woman or man at school who offers everyone ice packs if they are bleeding or hurt.

Guy 1:I need a ambulance! My leg was cut off!
Nurse: Relax. Don’t be dramatic, here’s a icepack.

by moodjoody June 21, 2021

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Amy Nurse

sipho's wife in terraria

Douchebag Edward
Amy Nurse
Big Fat Bastard
Little Tgerd
Living in a Walnut House
Perverted Wizard Didn't Bounce

by sextuagint bambi July 6, 2024

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Nurse Rachael

(verb) A Nurse Rachael is a maneuver in a car that either hits and destroys or narrowly misses wild animals.

Dude that car just Nurse Rachael'd the shit out of that deer.

Luckily, I swerved and pulled a Nurse Rachael right around that giant beaver in the road!

Stepping on the accelerator while Nurse Rachaeling her car, she hit the required 45 MPH as the dead deer's legs thumped against the undercarriage.

by thebigbeaver September 21, 2011

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Night Shift Nurse Defeat Every United States Of America Episodes

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 28, 2025

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Nursing the cat

It’s when you are taking longer than necessary

In response to some taking a long time to make a play in a card game, “hey! You’re nursing the cat over there!”

by Beckybeaver June 19, 2021

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Kentucky Nurse Blow

The act of looking in the mirror, winking, and blowing imaginary smoke off of your fingertip. Often followed by silently mouth a phrase like “bad ass” or “I’m fucking hot” into the mirror. For maximum effect, this is best performed while wearing a Tshirt and underwear. If performed correctly, it is capable of causing erections lasting longer than four hours in bald men.

She woke up, looked at her reflection in the mirror and did the Kentucky Nurse Blow. At that very moment, a man in Illinois bumped his penis on the corner of his desk due to a sudden erection.

by Wordsiah July 13, 2025

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