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nupton

A word for a simpleton or idiot.
Nup-ton
Dave forgot his shoes he’s such a Nupton.
by Chaitailaimonkey October 30, 2017
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NumPy

A piece of software used extensively in the scientific community, and whose development team represents the lack of diversity that is unfortunately common in the sciences.
"Hey, have you read the NumPy paper?"
"You mean the one with 26 male authors? Yeah..."
by Jack Jack Ganoush Monkey September 24, 2020
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Nump

That awful moment when you take a dump and some of the toilet water splashes up and hits your butt.
Ah gross I just had a nump!
by Agentm April 3, 2006
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numpty

A term of endearment used by members of an IT team in an electricity company used to describe their now ex-boss.
What's Numpty on about now?
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numpty

A guy who always stands as close as possible to you when at the urinal and who you are sure is sneaking a peak...
My friend John-Roy is a real numpty I caught him checking out the goods...
by RAH August 7, 2003
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numpty

Someone who does not know what a Numpty is - typically based in the Good Ol' US of A.
Frequently works for someone like Joe from the Button Factory and sometimes has long blonde hair
by UK Friends July 27, 2004
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numpty

Description of person who can't create a second page in a booklet in MS Word
Oh, Pavlina, you numpty, you're doing ma heed in!
by CH August 24, 2004
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