nupton

A word for a simpleton or idiot.
Nup-ton

Dave forgot his shoes he’s such a Nupton.

by Chaitailaimonkey October 30, 2017

NumPy

A piece of software used extensively in the scientific community, and whose development team represents the lack of diversity that is unfortunately common in the sciences.

"Hey, have you read the NumPy paper?"
"You mean the one with 26 male authors? Yeah..."

by Jack Jack Ganoush Monkey September 24, 2020

Nump

That awful moment when you take a dump and some of the toilet water splashes up and hits your butt.

Ah gross I just had a nump!

by Agentm April 3, 2006

numpty

A term of endearment used by members of an IT team in an electricity company used to describe their now ex-boss.

What's Numpty on about now?

by MILLA03 aka Stuart Millard May 29, 2003

numpty

A guy who always stands as close as possible to you when at the urinal and who you are sure is sneaking a peak...

My friend John-Roy is a real numpty I caught him checking out the goods...

by RAH August 7, 2003

numpty

Someone who does not know what a Numpty is - typically based in the Good Ol' US of A.

Frequently works for someone like Joe from the Button Factory and sometimes has long blonde hair

by UK Friends July 27, 2004

numpty

Description of person who can't create a second page in a booklet in MS Word

Oh, Pavlina, you numpty, you're doing ma heed in!

by CH August 24, 2004