No it's not

Your dick isn't really really really really really really really big I swear if you say its bigger waylon

Because no it's not

by Polar_artzalot on youtube go s August 26, 2019

It's not my problem

What you say when someone else asks for your help with a so-called "emergency". While this response may indeed be fully valid/appropriate in cases where the asker is unreasonably seeking assistance and/or should be seeking said assistance elsewhere, it unfortunately can also be abused, wherein the speaker may be wrongfully denying the asker reasonable or "Golden Rule" help --- in other words, the same type/degree of assistance that HE HIMSELF would logically expect from others if HE had a similar unexpected crisis in his OWN life.

Stranded motorist: Thanks so much for coming out in the rain to give me a jump-start, Buddy! Bless your heart!
Redneck hippie in an ancient Ford F-150: No problemmo, Dude --- it's only what I'd want myself if I was in this same situation. I'm just sorry you walked all that distance to ask me for help... there's a fairly well-off family who lives a good quarter-mile nearer here than I do, and they have several nice vehicles that they could have helped you with.
Motorist: Yeah, well I actually DID ask there, and the smooth-skinned older hombre who came to the door with a TV-remote in his hand just told me curtly, "It's not my problem --- you should have remembered to turn off your headlights."

Redneck: Really?!?? Well, that totally SUX --- I guess HE'S just never had any problems like this, and so he doesn't know that errors like that can happen to anyone!

by QuacksO January 1, 2017

It’s not rock! It’s pop with heavy guitars!

What someone says about Green Day when they don’t like it.

Guy 2: Green Day is My favorite rock band.

Guy 1: It’s not rock! It’s pop with heavy guitars!

by TheHitchhikersGuide2TheGalaxy September 14, 2020

it's not rocket surgery

When you think that something is simple and very easy to understand but you're not very competent as a human yourself at the moment.

A good example of a Malaphor (where two idioms combine to make a confusing saying that doesnt sound quite right)

Person1: "I can't believe you don't understand this. It's not rocket surgery!"

Person2: "Are you sure you know what you're doing?"

by gayyyyyyyysex November 11, 2017

it's not like that

phrase commonly used as an adjective to describe one's penis

"You see that telephone pole?" "It's not like that."

by Floomer September 18, 2005

It's not who you know, it's who you ho.

Basically sleeping/dating/living with someone of importance to secure your position in the workplace, especially if said workplace is family-owned and the person you are sleeping with is related to that particular family. Bonus points if you have a kid with that person.

Brian will never be laid off from the company, because he is dating/living with the owner's granddaughter. Oh, and let's not forget - they have a little girl together. Think about it - It's not who you know, it's who you ho.

by bigbreastedbitch May 13, 2011

NO IT'S NOT CHINESE BECKY!

A phrase that is often used when Becky forgets that every single thing that is Asian is Chinese. Most of the time it means that becky either dumb or racist.

*person1 is peacefully eating sushi*
*Becky walks in*
Person1: Oh hi Becky, do you want some sushi?
Becky: Ew no I don't want ur Chinese stuff
person1:
the dog:
the cat:
the sushi:

weebs:
k-pop fans:
asians:
*God comes down from heaven*
God: NO IT'S NOT CHINESE BECKY!

by I married a frog October 22, 2020