Tis what thy maiden proclaimed!

the way cool kids say thats what she said.

Unsuspecting Citizen - "Dude thats never gonna fit. you should try another entrance."

Robin Hood - "Tis what thy maiden proclaimed!"

Unsuspecting Citizen - "Dammit"

by This isnt real April 20, 2010

Iron Maiden fan

It’s ok if you’re an Iron Maiden fan as long as you know rush is light years better

I’m an Iron Maiden fan but i must say rush is a better band

by Saudi prince Walter May 3, 2021

come hither thy maiden and slayeth thy beast before thy cometh

a pickup line used to hit on some medieval pussy!

Say this to a girl you would like to get in with.

You: "come hither thy maiden and slayeth thy beast before thy cometh"

Her: "Take me into your dungeon and tie thy upeth!"

by charlie dick(onson) February 14, 2012

Murderous Maiden

A 5’2 cute, sexy, smart, and gorgeous Vietnamese woman who can steal hearts as easily as she can breathe. Loves k-pop, Minecraft and being praised. Overall she is a wonderful person and if you ever see her out in the wild run for your life before she takes your breath away.

Woah who’s that girl? She just did 83
Backflips and then while clutching a valorant game. Must be a Murderous Maiden.

by SebCrosswel November 20, 2023

Shrine maiden

Fertile young Japanese priestess

I have a huge shrine maiden kink.

by singaporesleep July 16, 2025

Iron Maiden

Iron Maiden are an English heavy metal band formed in Leyton, East London. The band formed back in 1975 by the bassist and primary songwriter Steve Harris. Their discography has grown substantially over the years and consists of 41 albums. 17 of those are studio albums, 13 live albums, 4 EP'S and 7 compilations. Bruce Dickinson is the front man of the band who began his career just fronting in pubs, then built his career path to new high to performing around the world as the frontman of Iron Maiden.

In my opinion, Iron Maiden are the best metal band of all time due to:

1. Intelligently written songs
2. Kick-ass guitar solos throughout their songs
3. An amazing lead vocalist of the band

by UltimateDoge May 24, 2022

maiden juice

The mix of blood and juice from a woman’s menstruation cycle

The saying goes “your not a man until you’ve had Maiden Juice”

by VanRuff February 5, 2022