Tis what thy maiden proclaimed!

the way cool kids say thats what she said.

Unsuspecting Citizen - "Dude thats never gonna fit. you should try another entrance."

Robin Hood - "Tis what thy maiden proclaimed!"

Unsuspecting Citizen - "Dammit"

by This isnt real April 20, 2010

Iron Maiden fan

It’s ok if you’re an Iron Maiden fan as long as you know rush is light years better

I’m an Iron Maiden fan but i must say rush is a better band

by Saudi prince Walter May 3, 2021

come hither thy maiden and slayeth thy beast before thy cometh

a pickup line used to hit on some medieval pussy!

Say this to a girl you would like to get in with.

You: "come hither thy maiden and slayeth thy beast before thy cometh"

Her: "Take me into your dungeon and tie thy upeth!"

by charlie dick(onson) February 14, 2012

Man Maiden

Like a "femboy" but far more muscular, bigger cock and deeper voice.

Oh shit, I thought he was a femboy not a whole ass Man Maiden

by foolish fella October 4, 2022

No maidens?!

No maidens? L + cringe + cope. Touch grasse

No maidens?!

by Thriffiejcirfjfidifjrdjgjejcjr June 30, 2022

maidens

kinder word for bitches

something you have none of

i love playing fortnite!!

thats why you have no maidens

by maiden haver July 29, 2022

Shield-maidening

"Shield-maidening" is a derogatory term that describes when a woman unnecessarily defends a man to gain favor or attention sexually or non-sexually. It can range from her defending/protecting and/or affirming a man's physique, intelligence, dating preference, etc. where it is unwarranted.
This term is the female version of the term "White-Knighting."

I saw this woman shield-maidening a guy online who stated he deserved a supermodel rather than an average woman when other people disagreed with his shallow opinion.

Stop shield-maidening that dude! You're giving them damaging advice!

Oh boy, some chick is shield-maidening.

by seal_of_approval May 18, 2024