Cigar daddy

A man that will take your hoes and everything away from you

Cigar daddy: Bitch you don't need any example now get your dumb ass outta this website

by Iwillyeetmyself June 23, 2019

Exploding Cigar

Any ridiculous or bound-to-fail attempt to either assassinate or prank a target or friend. For example: Attempting to assassinate a person using a 50 year old pistol which has barely been repaired, or trying to prank a friend with a whoopee cushion that has holes in it.

Jimmy tried pranking me yesterday, but it was just a stupid exploding cigar.

Someone had attempted to assassinate the brutal communist dictator, but unfortunately the attempt was just an exploding cigar.

by ArkySaw August 2, 2019

cigar tucks

It simply means your ability to roll a blunt.

Tyrone: Yo Marcus i got a swisher lets roll a blunt.
Marcus: Aight fasho, i gotta roll it cuz i got cigar tucks.

by Jimmy Jimsonson September 11, 2013

Ass cigar

When you fold toilet paper into a cigar shape and place it between your butt cheeks to stop smearing, leakage and or skid marks.

Mom/other: why is there toilet paper in the shower?
Daughter/son/other: oh I must of forgot to take my ass cigar out beforehand

by Don't use your real name ... April 11, 2022

Council Cigar

A poverty cigar rolled with a king skin

"Tom rolled a council Cigar last night, for his 24th birthday"

by DJ Steves April 18, 2023

export cigars to Cuba

To drop turds into the toilet then flush.

I gotta hit the johnny and export cigars to Cuba.

by icemelted April 30, 2015

hide the cigar

A blowjob.

Instead of POTUS playing hide the cigar, we get Putin offering free nuclear cigars.

by Warcivil the III May 31, 2023