Wandering Nipple

This is similar to a wandering eye, but applies to nipples. With a wandering eye, one eye looks in one direction, while the other, for unknown reasons, looks in another direction. With a wanering nipple, one nipple points in one direction and the other nipple is not similarly directionally aligned. This usually results from a bad boob job.

Man, she had a wandering nipple. I didn't know where to look. I think she must have had a botched tit job.

by Jerry Blow (cousin of Joe) July 1, 2008

Joggers nipple

to recieve iritation to the nipples from severe rubbing on a material or faberic.

He hammered me so hard in the server room I got joggers nipple off the carpets.

by hay ho March 6, 2009

Water Nipple

When a boob is slightly under water (most bathtub scenes) and you can see a slightly discolored spot in the water where a nipple is hiding underneath the surface. Kind of like a cave dwelling spider, you know it's there but you can't quite see it.

Blayne-"Chase rewind I think I just saw Amy Smart's water nipple!"

Chase-"Holy shit that is her water nipple!, man I love "Mirrors."

by Zombie Jester February 17, 2009

Nappy Time

When you need sleepy.

I'm Tired and I don't feel like doing shit. The windows open and it's raining. It's Nappy Time.

by SBD May 13, 2005

nipple tassles

Worn by strippers and burlesque artists, nipple tassles (tassels) consist of a small piece of material with sequins on one side and backing on the other. On the sequined side are sewn five or more fine strands of tiny beads or jewels 2 or 3 inches long. These can be coloured or in crystal. The girl applies special glue to the backing to stick the tassles to her nipples. Dita von Teese has a vast collection of nipple tassels. She has one set which consists of strands of tiny, pure white beads. At a distance she looks to be jetting milk. Wonderful!

Nipple tassles are becoming mainstream. It is nearly acceptable to wear them to a night club instead of a bra or top. It is only a matter of time...

She plucked off her nipple tassles, right, then left, and flicked them into the audience. There was a murmur of approval.

by O'Flagherty December 9, 2008

nipple meter

using the nipple as a means to tell the outside temperature

I stepped out in the snowstorm in only a t-shirt, and because my nipples were sticking a foot off my chest, my nipple meter read "cold as fuck"

by landon15 February 18, 2004

nipple ripple

Caressing my boyfriends nipples in a circular motion as oppose to aggressive pinching.

Babe, gennnnntle! Not a pinch, its a ripple... a nipple ripple.

by Pachoula June 6, 2018