Matt Nelson

A person who tries to do everything everyone else is doing but can never be good at it. He tends to be terrible at everything he does, especially video games.

"You're playing like Matt Nelson. smh."

by MarkySoDarky August 5, 2016

jacob nelson

A drunk shitbag that has a small dick and is from Missouri

Fucking Jacob nelson

by Suh111117 November 27, 2017

Dirty Nelson

A particular sex move utilized when things get a little rambunctious in the bed room. The is procedure is to have your partner face away then you slip both arms under theirs then lock behind their head. The one performing the Nelson then claps them cheeks.

The Nelsor: “Jordy I just beat your mom with the remote, let me dirty Nelson”
The Nelsie: “ No dad fuck off you meth addict bitch”

by saucylamby April 16, 2021

nelson

Someone who has really big muscles , chizzled features, rugged, really good at sports.

girl 1:omg did u see that guy at the gym

girl 2: omg i know he is such a nelson

by Waaapaaaa May 27, 2008

Kevin Nelson Syndrome

A serious condition effecting people who are under the influence of alcohol. Victims believe that everyone, friends, family, and strangers, owe them $20 for no reason whatsoever. The only cure is a good night's sleep, often times immediately after vomiting on something very important to you.

Dude did you see Dave last night... he was stumbling all over the place and yelling at everyone for owing him money.. then he threw up on his parents. It was textbook Kevin Nelson Syndrome.

by anonymous376 December 27, 2007

Neesh

A replacement for the word "nice". It is used to exclaim great news.

Often used in reference to a sexual innuendo or while congratulating a bro in his sexual conquest.

Sam "Josh and I took those twins to poundtown last night!"
Parker "Neesh!!"
Will "Fucking Neesh"

by Boy boii January 29, 2015

Brooke Nelsen

A Pretty, Dope White Girl that is sooo hood, her chain and pants are below her waster day and night. She enjoys Sunday afternoons with cool-aid and fried chicken shooting Colt 45's and hoops

But she also has a white side that enjoys Zoolander and hot CoCo

shes a BBF (Best Black Freind)
OH hot damn shes a Brooke Nelson!

Oh HOT DAMN shes a Brooke Nelsen

by H20polo December 26, 2010