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Negative Listener

Someone that hears only what they want to hear.

Someone that while 'listening' to your argument, they have already thought of a reply regardless of what is currently being said.

Someone that doesnt pay full attention to the conversation.
You: "Can you tell me what format of longitude/ latitude this GPS device stores its locations?"
Negative Listener: "I'm sorry sir, but you cant search for locations based on longitude/ latitude."
You: "Huh? You appeared to have answered a question I never asked!"

Air hostess: "Would you like the chicken or beef sir?"
Negative Listener: "The fish sounds delicious!"
by Brendan Roche, Ireland January 17, 2008
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Negative One Million Inches of Rain

When it never rains because you live in a dumb state who decided that rain was against it's religion.
Guy One: "It rains all the time here!"
Guy Two: "Really? It's negative one million inches of rain up in this bitch."
Guy One: "Where do you live?"
Guy Two: "Minnesota."
by k-moneyyyy October 7, 2012
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negative justice

When something doesn't go your way, especially when it seemed it might. The opposite of "justice

If you are into the brevity thing: "Negative J"
Hey looks like we are getting free tickets to the show.

Awesome!!

Shit.. The boss said i gotta work that night

Thats some negative justice man....
by Spinecho2002 February 7, 2015
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Negative Net Hiking

Negative Net Hiking is simple. It encourages leaving the space better than you found it on your next walk or hike. This could be a walk around your neighborhood, the park, or out in the woods. When something is not a part of nature, take it out with you.
Negative Net Hiking at Hubbard Park

This past weekend, we hosted a Negative Net Hiking event at Hubbard Park in Meriden, CT. After visiting the park recently, we realized that the trails and common spaces were suffering from an abundance of litter.
by naturaldividends December 23, 2021
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negativist

Someone who stands up for the rights of pessimistic people.

Bill: "Oh my god John is such a pessimist, I really hate him."

Geoffrey: "You need to be quiet, pessimists are freaking amazing."
Did you know: William is a negativist, he believes in the right of pessimistic people.
by Loki von Asgard August 26, 2014
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negateevo

That guys negateevo

He's like a negateevo
by Imaginemissing June 5, 2021
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negative 49

As low as I have ever gone. Below 0 which is pretty low. -100 is suicide. 0 is devoid of happiness. 100 is all happiness.
Bryan sits at negative 49 for his life is near over.
by Bryan November 22, 2004
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