depth of need

How far you are willing to humiliate yourself through the pathetic subjection of your life to the moronic whims of a bitch just to get some pussy.

What´s wrong with your bro?
Jenna is messing his brain probing his depth of need for pussy.

by rperazag May 6, 2010

what else do you need in wife?

Self explanatory really.. what else are you looking for in a wife? Good sex? Good sandwich marking skills? Or what have you.. etc etc

Girl a) LMFAO when will all these crazy new sayings from pete laan end? 🤣

Girl b) hopefully NEVER! Lmfao fordayzzz over that shit. And all his silly pout selfies.

Then he goes on Instagram and posts 'what else do you need in wife?' directed at his beautiful girlfriend Ambeh Rose 💞

Comical stuff really.. oh pete laan ahah x

by Scriptures April 10, 2017

We're Gonna Need a Bigger Boat

Phrase originaly used by well known actor Roy Scheider in the 1975 blockbuster 'Jaws'. He utters the line when he gets a good look at the size of the shark that is circling the small fishing boat he is on. Used in day to day life when a situation seems insurmountable.

"We need to find him 1000 red M&Ms before he goes on stage in 15 minutes..... We're gonna need a bigger boat."

by Dunk Willbery May 24, 2005

We need to talk

The four words in a relationship nobody wants to hear.

He said, We need to talk and I thought Oh damn!

by DizzyLizzy January 10, 2007

I'm going to need four hands! To give those titties four thumbs down!

A quote spoken by Dave Chappelle acting as Rick James on Chappelles Show in the skit, "Charlie Murphy's True Hollywood Stories".

"I'm going to need four hands! To give those titties four thumbs down!"

by Supermajic September 10, 2005

we need to talk

The begining to the portal of oblivion in which the male will be forced into a comma like state due to prior knowledge of the "talk" portal. Commonly the male is subject to female complaining, bitching, whining, sometimes tears. If this happens the male tends to become either aggressive or resembles a deer in headlights. There is no real end to this portal and the male never quite know's the length in which he will be in it, but while inside he knows it's sheer hell. This is commonly the opening line to a demise of a relationship.

A. I've been thinking, and we need to talk...
B. (mind): Aw SHIT! (words): Okay honey

by Ashley December 23, 2003

I need a calculator

An office phrase roughly translated to "I need a bailout or rescue." Something awful is happening to the person who has given you this message, and it's your responsibility to bail them out. Situations in which this phrase is appropriate:

- An office camper has left the original intended topic for some light-hearted small talk about his child you hate
- An office camper with horrid breath has pinned you
- You're in a meeting that's so boring you will have to snort coke off a stripper's chesticles to balance your life back in the right direction

The message generally arrives in the form of text or instant message. When the situation is dire, email may be used. The appropriate response is generally to come up with technical nonsense to ask this person then either call or visit to bail them out.

Office Camper: "Enough about linux, did you know my child is an honor's student? She's taking all AP classes in the Spring. God we're so proud of her ... "
Jim (Victim) text messages Vince (Savior) "I need a calculator" to avoid nosy eyes understanding this dire message.
Office Camper: "She even taught some of the other children in the class how to use it! Can you believe that? Even the teacher was impressed"
Savior: "Hey Jim! Listen I need some help with linux..."
Office Camper: "Oh well I can see you're busy"

by Fatty Tatterson September 10, 2009