National pimp day

September 1st a day of pimping that you and your friends can pimpall the hoesyou want.

Alex: ayo jimmy tomorrow is national pimp day I’m finna pimp all these hoes yo

Jimmy : right Imma pimp all these hoes and pull all da bitches .

by Pimpchaser!! August 25, 2019

National DILF Day

Similar to National MILF Day which is celebrated on May 23rd every year, National DILF Day is celebrated the day after on May 24th. On this day we celebrate hot dads and their smokin' bods.

Becky: Have you seen Connor's dad? Tell him happy National DILF Day, he is SO sexy.

by tonyscum May 07, 2021

National Head Day

August 2nd... The Day Where Your Girlfriend/SideBitch Throws That Sloppy ass Neck

"Bae It's National Head Day Now Let Me Suck That Dick"

by Young Get Her Nudy August 01, 2017

National Swag Day

National Swag Day is an extra swagged up day that occurs every November 15th. Put on some swag dust, puff your chest out, and walk real slow because this day is the freshest day of the year.

Brennan "Yo dude are you ready for the best holiday of the year?"

Andres: "You mean the freshest day of the year?"

Brennan: "Yeah! National Swag Day is tomorrow bro!"

Andres: "Of course my nigga, you know my swag is on everyday."

by chiefsauceboss January 05, 2011

national rape day

stfu stop looking this shit up you nasty perverted bitch go back to your corner and cry to your mom about how you can’t find any girls. r**ing people is wrong.

stop raping people you bloating bitch. no your made up national rape day doesn’t count either.

by fuckyourapists April 12, 2021

national nigger day

October 28th is the day you’ve been waiting for. It’s National Nigger Day it’s the day all you crackers have been waiting for U now have the n word pass

Girl 1: It’s national nigger day
Girl 2: Bro I CAN FINALLY SAY THE N WORD NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER
Girl 1: NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER

by hehehehenword October 28, 2019

national twerk day

It's a national day when many people twerk on someone. you just have to count to 3 and scream: National twerk day and you start twerk on someone for 1 to 2 minutes.

-yo are you game to twerk on somebody you don't even know?
-Of course yes! Its the national twerk day!
(And now you can twerk)

Bet you can't do this! :)

by Shawty_kimy April 14, 2018