Nut Fucker

An adjustable spanner or adjustable wrench which when incorrectly used has a tendancy to round the hex-nut/bolt's head.

1: Mate, could you pass the nut fucker?
2: What do you want the nut fucker for? You should be using a ring spanner.
1: Right-oh...

by Some mad Kiwi August 22, 2011

nut blanket

This is the weird layer or coating that covers a peanut.

Man, I was eating some peanuts in my truck and now my seat is covered in nut blankets!

by Epididymitis May 15, 2018

Nut Jobber

when you’d rather (spicy Boston accent) erra bend yourself into a a pretzel and lick your own bean bag...deez nutz erra, taint, rather than Hot Big Ben, Siphoes, cock throttling puss-say with your MDE caaaack

I know this sweet siphoe who seemed ok but after sniifing her STANK cock throttling sniizach I decided to just give myself a Nut Jobber rather than crossing that hot cess puss-say pool

by British Gal 1973 January 25, 2021

nut shit

the term nut shit is used when someone is says something so foul, dumb, extra, and unnecessary.

Friend: I just fucked my dog!

You: You're on some nut shit.

by optiprisms September 21, 2019

nut luncheon

An innuendo for “fucked up beyond recognition”.

Nah m8 burned the house down. It was a real nut luncheon.

by ThomasJhomas July 17, 2021

Nut Ass

A slang term in reference to something corny or lame typically used in the Philly region.

''Boul got on them nut ass Timbs.''
''Fuck outa here them nut ass braids in ya head.''
''I hate working at this nut ass job''

by PeanutLive215 December 17, 2020

nut boy

somebody with an ugly ass peanut head

Kendall looking like a NUT BOY

by chortles November 12, 2017