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Did you pray today?

The phrase that will give you PTSD.

If you hear 'Did you pray today?' whether it'd be in the distance or behind you, you will be in a world of eternal torment, and not the good type. Here are some primary examples of the phrase:

Whether you are in a dark room and you hear 'Did you pray today?' (If you're lucky, you'll hear it only one time, but if you hear it TWO times Did you pray today? Did you pray today? that means they'll go all in.

Some say that this phrase comes from @justjoofficial, a terrifying individual that is not afraid to dick you down on some gangster shit.

Justjoofficial is a level 5 threat, and you by any means, must NOT come in contact with him.

Here is a way to PREVENT him from coming after you, but it won't fully stop him. Consider praying when you wake up in the morning, and when you go to bed. You can hear 'Did you pray today' in any point and time, so praying is our best bet.
Guy 1: Hey, did you hear about the new Nintendo Direct? It's pretty fir- Wait... OH MY GOD BEHIND YOU!

Guy 2: Wha-?

Justjoofficial: Did you pray today? Did you pray today? Cause if you didn't. . .
by Boonduck April 2, 2025
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by Adujasty343 July 13, 2025
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Not today female Jim Jones

Letting a female Jim Jones know that she wasn't going to be getting the best of you today.
It wasn't enough to defeat me, not today female Jim Jones.
by The Original Agahnim December 30, 2021
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Survive Today

A webtoon story about a main girl facing challenges on bullying as well as many perspectives on other issues.
Girl: Oh my god have you read Survive Today?

Boy: Of course it's so BANGER
by crappyoi February 16, 2021
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Azrie is a bitch? Today is Hari Raya? So?

Azrie is a bitch? Today is Hari Raya? So?
Azrie is a bitch? Today is Hari Raya? So?
by sya1233 April 8, 2025
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I SAID WE SAD TODAY!

am meme
trump supporters: BDN SUKS LOKOKLKKLKIOPPOL>O
people with a working brain: um biden is better than-
trump supporters: I SAID WE SAD TODAY!
i said we mad today
by someone else thats not u March 25, 2021
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today

I don't understand you today.
by Krkič January 22, 2020
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