Todays going to be a good day

Something a person says to trick themselves into thinking the day isn't going to turn out horribly. It will. No one can stop it. Not even steve.
Or used for sarcasm when something bad happens to lighten the mood.

*yawns* 'Todays going to be a good day' -dog shits on the bed-

by Toddthe3rd August 2, 2022

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not today turd

Said to some who is an idiot, plz, plz say to someone I wanna hear this on the streets.

"You know what, not today turd!"

by That_one_weabo May 27, 2018

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by Adujasty343 July 13, 2025

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technically today

When it is after midnight but you haven't slept yet and you are referencing your next amount of time spent awake.

I have a full body wax tomorrow, well I guess technically today.

by yukiblackwell March 22, 2021

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Ah yes: My 28th cup of coffee today

28 STAB WOUNDS. YOU DIDN'T WANNA LEAVE HIM A CHANCE, HUH? DID YOU FEEL ANGER? HATE? I KNOW YOU KILLED HIM, WHY WON'T YOU SAY IT? JUST SAY "I KILLED HIM" IS IT THAT HARD TO SAY? JUST SAY YOU KILLED HIM, JUST SAY IT!!

Ah yes: My 28th cup of coffee today, now to put this definition on a coffee mug

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