Babe Shades

Opposite of beer goggles. Neglecting someone's beauty while intoxicated.

- Damn Ali! I can't believe you didn't hook up with that guy last because he was a stud!

- Like, I know Kira. I must have been so drunk I had on my babe shades.

by Ali-Babwa May 30, 2012

sober shades

sunglasses with dark lenses so you cannot see someone's eyes worn to make someone look sober

bro, i need my sober shades you can tell im not sober.

by weed doctor November 23, 2011

Friend-shading

The act of shading or talking badly about a close friend, to someone else. Most probably because they're acting stupid.

"Not to be friend-shading, but Lilly was a total bitch yesterday."

by yourunclesdeadcat June 13, 2018

Demerol Shades

The extremely darkened or black lensed sunglasses worn by people into the ER, Urgent Care, or doctors office to gain sympathy from staff in an attempt to increase the amount of medication they hope to receive for their 'headache' pain.

Dr Morphi-- Sooooo, tell me about your illness today?

Sick Sally-- (lowers cell phone) Ooooo doctor! My head is just pounding! I had to wear my dark shades today because even the dimmest light increases my pain! Nothing I tried at home is strong enough! Please help!

Dr Morphi--😲

Sick Sally--😎

Dr Morphi-- (waking away) mutters 'damn Demerol shades'...

by princessandrea1219 February 6, 2019

5pm Shade

When you subtly talk shit about (or insult) someone’s facial hair between 5:00pm to 5:59pm.

(At 5:05pm) Elli, “Wow! You shave every day and you still look like that?!?!”

Grant, “Way to throw that 5pm Shade...”

by UltraMegaChcken March 26, 2021

Anonymous Shade

Some random youtube girl with a bunch of simps

Person 1: Mate, you simp for Anonymous Shade too much
Supporter shade: But her voice is so nice!!

by _Rainbowww_ April 9, 2021

Shade Nade

Any badly thrown grenade in a video game that rebounds and damages the thrower and or teammates.

1. Run! I threw a Shade Nade!

2. I'm low.. I just Shade Naded myself...

by ShadeMD April 26, 2021