Niko K.

A man who ran into a fucking highway but failed to die

Niko K. ran into a highway like a pussy, and didn’t die

by Bonerstick27 November 10, 2022

Niko

A Russian dude who throws anybody who boards his oil tanker into the Arctic sea. He yeets all that oppose him and his communist ideals off a bridge.

Random dude 1:"Bro Niko just threw my friend of a bridge for calling him a communist!"
Random dude 2:"That's what Niko does!"
Niko:*Throws random dude off of bridge for calling him a communist*

by Niko Levistky May 6, 2022

Nikos

a Greek name, only bestowed to those with the fattest footlong longadong.

wow that guy's slinging some fat meat, what's his name?
i don't know but it's probably Nikos

by primeministerofthefrontporch October 15, 2022

Niko

Every group needs a Niko. Niko is the type of person to either be the life of the party or sit in the corner not wanting to talk to everyone.
Nikos also tend to be really tall and possibly one of the tallest in the group
Everyone loves being around him because of his shining personality

Short hair

Smaller eyes than “normal” people

Very Masculine

Wants to date but hates people

Black but colorful clothes

Person 1: You see that guy over there? Looks like player
Another person: No No He would never dare to ask anyone out at all xD
Person 1: I bet his names Niko

by IDontKnowWhatToDoWithMyLife:( January 6, 2022

niko stefan ikonen

best boyfriend you can ask for

i hooked up with this guy last week, hes such a niko stefan ikonen

by Playboistefan January 11, 2022

Niko

Niko is a great friend they are flamboyant and outgoing, they might be a little protective sometimes, but overall a great friend that you would be lucky to have

Person: yo is that Niko

Person: they are so cool

by The_randomgayperson:> May 15, 2022

Niko

Crazy bitch that has a very dark humor but is a sweet person, they probably make everyone mad besides they’re only friend , probably hates humans and wants to take over the world….

God niko is a bitch …
Ikr but in a good way!
Aren’t they gay??

by anonymous May 21, 2022