newben

German for n00b, a player new or inexperienced, or just plain faggicitly new and inexperienced

Floda Reltih: Gest act yabben ein gruben newben schibe geishwanchschlangrangbanggangwang faggenliedbrugerparishiltonsau!

Me: huh?

by wootpwna January 18, 2005

Newarked

when something is horribly broken or out of order

That shit got newarked

by Fronkeh June 10, 2011

Newb-stick

A device or weapon in a FPS (First Person Shooter) that is far superior to the other weapons in the game. These devices or weapons can be spotted by their wide use and incredible stopping power. Newb-sticks are generally used by Newbs, amatuer players with little or no skill, or players that just plain out bad at the game.

"Dude! No fucking way! That Newb-stick got me again!"

"Dude wtf ? I shot him twice with my bolt action rifle, fucking newb-stick machine-gunner."

"What a pansy, only rifle he can use is one with a potato at the end of it, what a newb-stick(er)."

by Niko September 18, 2003

newbie days

When you're going through your first weeks of getting high a newbie tends to giggle alot over little things as pot heads the non newbies hardly ever laugh anymore they smoke to feel normal.

Mike: remember the newbie days when we smoked for the first time together in hines park
Me: yeah we had the giggles so bad
Kevin: remember we were by the water and mike talked about teletobbies coming out of the water and killing us
Me: yeah man I miss the newbie days we laughed so much over little things
Kris: its over now lets smoke some more weed

by stewfoo January 13, 2005

NEABD

An abbreviation for the term, Not Even A Big Deal. Usually used in conjunction with skiing after landing a particularly hard maneuver and acting like it wasn't really that hard. Can also be used in conjunction by saying "Its NEABD" after someone tells you of a significant event that just happened.

Yeah, I just did a double backflip. Its NEABD.

by T-Cheez C-Dubs May 31, 2010

Newberg

A town in Oregon that is filled with fucktards and skanky sluts. It reeks of failure and marijuana. Most men in this town have tiny dicks and like other men.

Guy 1: HEEY WHER U LIEVE?
Guy 2: NEWBERG LOL
Guy 1: HEY ME 2
Guy 2: KOOL...
Guy 2: WEE FUCKS NAO?
Guy 1: YA!!!!!1!11!

by imreallycoollol October 18, 2008

newage

A euphamism for New Age music, a horrible, hideous genre of aimless, unlistenable drech for washed out, middle-aged ex-hippies and the power crystal clutching disciples of con men who use bits and pieces of various Eastern religions, interspersed with liberal helpings of pure bullshit in order to sell their overpriced, horribly written books (also filled with bullshit) and ugly quartz crystal trinkets. Rhymes with "sewage."

Hey, holmes, get that fucken' newage crap off of my sound system right now! And bury that c.d. once you're through taking it far, far away from anyone with anything resembling taste in music.

by the birds and trees September 17, 2006