Napoleon Dynamite

A bedroom manoeuvre that is taken from defiling a perfectly innocent Neapolitan Tub. You place your first 2 fingers in the strawberry and your pinky in the chocolate. Can also be referred to in slang as “Two in the pink and one in the Stink!”

Oh, it may also be the name of a very funny movie, but it does not feature this described act. Vote 1 Pedro!

Last night was perfect. Took the wife out to dinner. Came home and treated her to the best dessert… Napoleon Dynamite *Boom!* she went of like a firecracker 🧨

by Fluffy Gruffnutz March 2, 2025

Napoleon's Revenge

While performing vigorous anal sex, the large intestine accumulate tears resulting in bleeding. The top violently ejaculates their baby gravy in a finishing move that acts as a douche, resulting in an explosive combination of diarrhea, blood, and love custard (chocolate, strawberry, and vanilla).

I gave her the good ol Napoleon's Revenge

by TipToucher March 11, 2026

Napoleon DynaBomb

When a female takes a shit into a bowl mixing it with blood and the semen of her partner, resembling napoleon ice cream, the bowl is mixed and transferred into a funnel streaming into the females vagina. The female will then queef it out simulating a bomb.

Kyle: Dude, Me and Margot performed the Napoleon Dynabomb.
Arnold: Sweet bro.

by DynaBomber July 13, 2025

louis napoleon

A moustache and goatee, usually pointed and well groomed.

Think Trent Reznor back when he had a goatee.

by gramaticon August 28, 2005

Anti-Napoleon

n.: A short man who consciously or unconsciously does not act like a douchebag and try to overcompensate for his lack of height by becoming a meathead or driving oversized pickups. Instead, he uses his natural talents, intelligence, and humor to win people over and acheive something meaningful.

Michael Bloomberg is a short man who has used his intelligence and personality to acheive great wealth. He is an anti-Napoleon.

Ben Stiller posesses more comedic energy and creativity than many men several inches taller than him. Again, another anti-napoleon.

by MickeySoulja December 9, 2008

dirty napoleon

The act of placing your rear end on a door handle or knob, and simply waiting for someone to enter

''Tom just got dared to do a dirty napoleon..now he's unconscious!''

by Mark R Dodge March 25, 2007

Dusty Napoleon

The art of french kissing the ass after dried shit has been left over for an extendend period of time.

I ain't going down there...I ain't giving no Dusty Napoleon to that nasty bitch.

by Lord Stanley Kauffman May 30, 2010