muzzasichio

If you went to mazenod your a muzzasichio

"I went to muzzasichio college"

by LEM - Chino January 17, 2005

Mozzarella Stick

Basically, its when you have a cheeky wank at home before you go and meet a girl. When you ejaculate you collect the semen in your foreskin and leave it to set and age like a fine cheese. You then court the girl until she is ready to give you oral sex. When she does so she will get a mouthful of your man made cheese.

Ant: Ellen gave me a blowjob last night
Pat: You should have given her a Mozzarella Stick my dude.

by WillyH June 6, 2017

david mazza

the fattest man on earth

david mazza, david, mazza

by SyxxIsGod January 16, 2009

muzak

A nicer way of saying that a certain music sucks.

"What the Hell is this crap?!"

"It's not crap, it's muzak."

by The Datamonger June 28, 2008

muazzam

Muazzams are untrustworthy. Muazzam is someone who steals rulers and puts gum on people’s phones. Muazzams have an obsession with burning the things belonging to the girl he likes.

Amber: Did you see Muazzam? He stole my ruler again! He said he burnt it. .-.

by fisholoiu May 30, 2018

Muzak

A word used to describe music the speaker doesn't like.

Dude #1: Man, how can you listen to that muzak??

Dude #2: Fuck you, Zeppelin rules

by SmokeyTeeth August 13, 2012

muzammil

its a really nice name for boys , He's really kind and funny once you get to know him but also he's two-faced which means he is such an asshole

are u unfriending me for another person?? oh , you're such a muzammil

by fAT00M February 10, 2020