masturdam

a person who wanks so much he could fill a dam; a segment of Russian ass; a second hand intoxicated camel

Your dam is so full, but theres been a drought.

I know, im a masturdam

Whats that?

Lets just say im skilled

by newdome $H October 1, 2010

Mustard Canoe

True name for Deviled Eggs. Hard boiled eggs cut in two. The yolk removed and mixed with ingredients such as mayo, mustard, salt, pepper.

Mustard Canoe, Deviled Eggs

by Mustard Canoe pirates July 23, 2011

Mustard plug

The crust left on the end of the eurthera after sex that makes pee go in several directions simultaneously.

"She got mad when I missed the toilet, but she calmed down when I told her I had a mustard plug."

by Helpful guy. April 13, 2014

eating a burger with no honey mustard

basically you eat a burger with no honey mustard. its sad!

eating a burger with no honey mustard is a sign of disrespect... You should never do this as its illegal. ILLEGAL!11!!q1

by eating a burger with no honey September 29, 2022

masturdating

Is taking yourself out on a very special date because you know you're going to be single forever. It is also a dating trend, so hop on it! ;)

John: Hey dude, what were you up to yesterday?

Lucas: Oh I was masturdating...

John: What!?

Lucas: No bro, you're so wrong, masturdating, there's a "d" their bro!

John: *shook*

by hoe- Heaven On Earth June 23, 2019

mustard plug

a totally kick ass ska band that no one has heard of. if you ask people if they listen to mustard plug, they look at you as if you had the word "dumbass" stamped on your forehead.

i love skanking to mustard plug!

by spartan73 April 8, 2006

Mustard On A Turtle

When one dude covers his junk in mustard and another dude rubs it off with his hand and then licks the mustard off his hand.

"Mustard on a Turtle is like giving a blowjob by condiment proxy"

by Colonal Mustard December 1, 2009