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Booze mule

A 21-year old, usually ugly and/or very gullible, person whom you and your other underage friends can use to buy you booze!
Ayyyy we gotta find a booze mule to get us some beverages for our partayyy!!!
by juicyjo July 21, 2010
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Molly Mule

While having sex with a woman from behind, she gets so excited that she rears back and kicks up striking her partner in the face and or chest.
Man, I was hitting this chick so hard from behind last night that she bucked up kicked me in my chest. Bitch Molly Muled me
by Pete Incaviglia February 16, 2021
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Mule Days

A cousin courtship celebration, where everyone rides around in a 3 block radius and then goes home to sleep with their cousin.
I can’t wait for Mule Days! My cousion Becky has been looking fine lately
by Mule lover 69 September 21, 2023
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Idea Mule

Riding on the back of you friend's genuis
Jess: i'll have coleslaw instead of crisps
Lisa: Oh, can I have the coleslaw instead of crisps?
Jess: You're an idea mule
by dundeedogtrainer March 8, 2014
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Mule Hairs

Are rubbery vines that grow off of the muleth haireth. High in calcium, low in yam, they are very filling. Can be mixed with one piece of kale and 2 gallons of paper sauce to create a lushious pasta.
"Hey, look! It's some wild Mule Hairs, galloping in the majestic winds of urban dough."
by FigureskatingYASS February 4, 2022
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Mule headed

One having an overly large head.
Friend : that girls is so fine!
Me: please that girl is mule headed. Got a head like a hen dirt dauber.
by Pow pow raider May 8, 2018
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ranch mule

A derogatory term for a very unattractive woman.

Derived from nothing in particular. Originated in Vancouver, BC.
by Gobylo June 1, 2018
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