milk the mule

Fart around, jerk off, waste time doing nothing interesting and/or instructive.

I was fired so today I`m just gonna milk the mule on google.com.

by Reek-the-Prick August 29, 2019

Viagra [Mule]

someone that has to make a living by sending stupid Viagra spam emails . desperate writing hacks trying to be funny with their subject lines or writing poetry that has no soul

He dude im sicking getting those Viagra Mule emails the subject headers are crap they cant even spell correctlty!

by neeeo October 24, 2008

Freedom Mule

The new name to replace the authoritarian, anti-democracy associated classic ginger beer and vodka drink.

It's a Moscow Mule.

Me: Can I get a ginger beer and vodka?
Bartender: You mean a Moscow Mule?
Me: Fuck Russia, give me a Freedom Mule.

by defineandtheywillcome March 7, 2022

Molly Mule

When taking a woman from behind, she gets so excited that she rears back and kicks her partner in the face and or chest

Dude, what’s that bruise on your chest? I was banging this chick from behind last night and she Molly Muled me when she came.

by Pete Incaviglia February 16, 2021

Booze mule

A 21-year old, usually ugly and/or very gullible, person whom you and your other underage friends can use to buy you booze!

Ayyyy we gotta find a booze mule to get us some beverages for our partayyy!!!

by juicyjo July 21, 2010

Shoe mule

Someone who transports shoe, normally from America to England for friends to afford high postage costs

Wow it costs a lot to post shoes from america

Hey thats cool, we know a shoe mule

by maninahat June 6, 2011

Mule Hairs

Are rubbery vines that grow off of the muleth haireth. High in calcium, low in yam, they are very filling. Can be mixed with one piece of kale and 2 gallons of paper sauce to create a lushious pasta.

"Hey, look! It's some wild Mule Hairs, galloping in the majestic winds of urban dough."

by FigureskatingYASS February 4, 2022