Mississippi Muffler Cover

When an individuals testicles are swung back to cover their rectum.

I gave myself a Mississippi Muffler Cover so I could stop farting.

by Truckster38 December 5, 2021

Butt Muffler

A tool: When a chick puckers up, a paper towel roll stuffed with dryer sheets, to her ass and farts through it so the party doesn't know she tore ass and unleashed on the house.

Ellen felt the queso dip rumblen-down-under knocking on the devils door. She knew her lactose inducement would peal paint off the walls so she grabbed some dryer sheets and a roll of paper towels to pass off a butt muffler.

by Big E' March 9, 2006

Truffle Muffle

Verb - To perform oral sex on a woman. Named after the manner, motion, and sounds a pig uses when hunting for truffles in the woods.

Jeremy was so committed that Fridays were set aside to truffle muffle Cynthia.

by sensitive penguin January 21, 2014

Muffler

A person (male or female) who intentionally or unintentionally stops the progress of one woman getting some pussy from another.

I was about to get some of that fine ass pussy over there until Paul came up and started talking about Star Wars again, he's such a muffler.

by Amanda Likes It That Way March 18, 2009

muffleufagus

1) An insult, cross between that sesame street character and a twat.

2) A twat that hangs down real low and is very hairy, most likely from the dinasaur days before they had advance shaving blades.

1) Dude, you need a haircut, you look like a muffleufagus!

2) Yo, yo, thank ho had a muffleufagus so big, a terradactle was nesting up in there.

by Dwight August 3, 2005

speedy muffler

a quickie; a sex act that takes less than three minutes to complete (usually a blow job or hand job).

I once got a speedy muffler in a long line at a toll-booth.

by R.A.Trussell November 11, 2007

rusty muffler

what my dad says after fucking my mom in the ass

damn kid, your mom sure does have a rusty muffler

by Matt January 9, 2004