What you accidentally get to hear when someone leaves you a voicemail and fails to hangup the phone correctly.
I know you weren't sick at home and actually at the bar with your buds 'cuz I could hear them laughing in the after-message!
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Guy 1: Dude, I can't wait to move to Millis Massachusetts! So many drug dealers there.
Guy 2: Where?
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