monks

To be sick from alcohol before reaching the intended destination or party, resulting in an early end to the night.

I totally monksed last Friday! I got so wasted I couldn't even make it to Ollie's Bible Bash!

by dragonlady313 April 1, 2011

Mocks

The mocks are a practice test that all Irish students in third and sixth year take for preparation for there junior/ leaving cert. it’s all a fucking waste of everyone’s time and puts too much stress on everyone.

Teacher: Now don’t worry, it’s only the mocks!

Unfortunately, all teachers say this but in reality, they will beat you if you don’t do well 🤙
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by Robzfee29 January 31, 2019

Marks Dick

The biggest dick that someone could ever have, his dick is 11 inches flaccid and and his boner is so big that it rips his pants. When Mark fucks a girl the girl screams so much because Marks dicks diameter is 5 cm.

Marks dick was the biggest of them all

by Jhonny SinSes big DicK April 7, 2021

Morbsexual

Sexuality where people love Dr. Michael Morbius, the main protagonist of the hit movie named “Morbius”

It is estimated that there are more than one morbilion people who are Morbsexual

I am Morbsexual and I love Morbius
Morbius our beloved 🥺😚😘🥰😍🤯
Ambatumorb! 🥴🥶🥵💦💦💦💦💦
Morbphobia = 🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓

by Daddynnoob June 19, 2022

scorch marks

An alternative name for Tiger Stripes

Bloody hell! Who left these scorch marks in the lavvy?

by hobbesy August 22, 2005

s'mores whores

People from other campsites who come by your campsite to mooch your campfood from you. The purloined food does not necessarily need to involve chocolate, graham crackers, or marshmallows

Camper 1: Dude, did those guys from 3 sites down really need anything, or were they just here to get free beers?

Camper 2: Nah, they were just being a buch of s'mores whores!

by vasking January 18, 2010

Ashley Marks

one bad motherfucker.

You know that girl Ashley Marks? She's one bad motherfucker. And she's rossome

by RDiDDY2 November 21, 2010