Joedy Moots

A very valuable guy, pretty cool all around and... He's the real top G no cappin on that

Wowzers jenkie pops. That Joedy Moots fella is really hotoozle! No gongoozler on that!

by Smartest Chad August 30, 2022

moothrum

the fluid excement produced by the body, also called urine or piss.

OMG don't spread your moothrum all over the floor!

by Mark Twain February 28, 2005

mootsagootsa

A genius of geniuses, a person of superior intelligence and insight, someone that is capable of becoming a leader of the galaxy.

It took a mootsagootsa to control the world by way of Heavens Aces In The Hole.

by titlemike August 23, 2012

Mootsy

Little black dog that runs along the river bank.

Look at that little dog running along the river, it's name must be mootsy

by Mootsy January 2, 2016

mootie

marijuana (New Orleans dialect)

Mentioned in the song 'Junko Podno', recorded by Dr John, Harry Connick, et al. In one verse it goes "If I had...a million dollars....I would grow me a big mootie farm."

by Carusoe July 31, 2007

mootbag

A slang word meaning nothing. Write "mootbag" anywhere that you can in order to attract followers.

Shutup Mootbag

by Turd Ferguson January 29, 2004

mootball

Pointless football games, especially during playoffs, where there already exists an apparent and uncontested winner. Broadcasting of professional football games, where the outcome of the specific contest is (likely to be) irrelevant in the end.

Why are we even bothering to watch the Seahawks beat the Redskins? With the New England Patriots going 16-0 in the regular season, all these games are just mootball. (e.g., The entire 2007 NFL Postseason Schedule.)

by P. Hendrix - with actual [neologism] credit due to my wife, J. Hendrix January 9, 2009