Monday Night Wings

1. An exclusive group of fiscally responsible gentleman scholars who have attended or live in close proximity to the University of Minnesota Twin Cities that meets weekly at Sally's Saloon and Eatery to consume poultry appendages prepared in a vat of oil at a high temperature, then doused with a generous amount of a delectible sauce. The consumtion of which is then washed down by mass quantities of the finest pilsner in all the land.

2. A weekly event that occurs between the hours of 7pm and 2am at Sally's Saloon and Eatery.

3. People who can drink you under the table, especially during the first quarter of Monday Night Football.

4. See also MNW

"What are you doing tonight?"
"I'm going to Monday Night Wings."

"Sorry babe, no girls allowed at Monday Night Wings."

"The guys of Monday Night Wings are fucking wasted."

"Your trivia score got pwned by Monday Night Wings."

by Phatm4tt February 27, 2009

club monday

a term that means to do something fun on Monday, most commonly 'clubbing'; usually used on Sundays in order to make Monday seem more exciting.

Gab- "Ugh I really do not want to go back to school tomorrow."
Julia- "Hey its all good, tomorrows Club Monday! You got that to look forward to."
Gab- "Fuck yeahh, I haven't had a Club Monday in mad long."

by OperationLearnSpanish May 3, 2009

Blunt Monday

Blunt Monday occurs on the first day of every work week. It is a form of relaxation from the first day back at work after the weekend. Also, it reduces stress from the thought of the next four days of work most people must endure. Blunt Monday is meant to be a social event and occurs after all necessary responsibilities have been completed for the day. The rules of Blunt Monday are:

1. Marijuana must be torn apart and rolled into a tobacco leaf to take the form of a cylinder similar in size of a cigarette or cigar and then should be lit on fire and smoked.

In simpler terms, "It's Monday, smoke a blunt"

Aww man, mondays are the worst. Atleast we're smoking a blunt tonight. Blunt Mondays are the best.

by Branson420 February 26, 2011

Magic Monday

A magical day of the week where its the worst day of the week, but you and your friends will try anything to have fun. This can include: "Paper Barrel Basketball", "Wheel Chair Races", "Chopstick Mosquito Frenzy", and even the dreaded game of "I-Spy.

Dude 1: Dude, what you want to do today? I'm so bored...
Dude 2: Broski Its a Magic Monday We can do anything today. Let's go challenge the fat guy next door to sumo Wrestle.
Dude 1: Let's do it, I totally forgot its a Magic Monday.

by TheKidNextDoor( . ) ( . ) January 18, 2012

Monday creep

The phenomena of the unpleasant characteristics generally associated with Mondays encroaching on other days of the week. Tuesday is in particular danger of this.

I spilled my coffee, the computer won't work, and my project is late. Plus, I'm so tired I can barely stand up. Today totally feels like a Monday.

It's Tuesday, man. Must be a case of the Monday creep.

by Lannuier February 3, 2010

Mondayne

A mundane Monday.

So I arrived at work today, and I am staring at the same thing that I did last Friday. Actually the same thing I've been working on all month. It's definitely another Mondayne.

by willbchou March 30, 2011

Monday Creeper

A person who has no idea how to conduct himself properly with the ladies, and always tends to creep them out.

Oh yeah, he was definitely a Monday Creeper.

by Fede13 May 14, 2011