monastery

A very religious person

"I can't believe she goes to church every other day!"
"Yeah, she's definitely a monastery."

by lovveelllyyxx3 July 7, 2009

molesting the monkey

Much like choking the chicken, or stroking the salami.

Person 1: I was molesting the monkey while you were
sleeping.

Person: You are one sick fuck.

by Hitlers Private September 20, 2005

role-molesting

Role playing while molesting; most commonly associated with molesters who have an affinity for foxes.

Joe was role-molested by a molester who really liked Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.

The police found the suspect role-molesting in an Oompa Loompa costume.

by nnstrikesagain June 11, 2010

Monasterboice

A parish in county Louth north of Drogheda. Well known for such attractions as Donegans pub and Mulroys shop, where you can purchase the finest penny sweets

in the country from Denis. Its also well known for is doughuts of the rubbery, burnt on to a road variety. Also goes by the following names: The Mon, Miami Boice and shit hole.

Person 1: Where do you live?
Perosn 2: Monasterboice
Person 1: Where?
Person 2: Ohh I mean Miami Boice
Person 1: Ohh that shit hole!

by Monasterboice boredom May 11, 2009

modestus

A character in the Cambridge latin course that nobody knows about because they didn't make the mistake of taking latin gcse. Modestus claims to be a great soldier who killed 3000 men and tries to get on Vilbia but eventually fails because bad man Bulbus comes along and throws him into a fountain. Modestus is also scared of spiders and let a prisoner escape because there was one nearby. The last we hear of modestus is when he fondles an old mans beard, thinking it was a stripper's hair.

Oh you know modestus? You're in for a world of pain for the rest of the latin gcse course

by Grumio et Metella in cubiculum November 7, 2017

Modest pelecan gaming

By far is the best YouTube known to man kind. He is well know for the Thicc thumbnails. His channel is also a political campaign to spread awareness that people are dehydrated and is is a very hydrated pelican, he is the leader of the notorious biker gang the sons of virgins

Hey lads and lasses modest pelecan gaming here with Thicc man. Please take nude selfies with the modest pelecan YouTube page open in the background and then leak these photos making it viral thus making my channel viral

by I'm the real lightning McQueen September 2, 2019

Child molester

A sick individual that preys on super young children by touching and or molesting too receive sexual pleasure Charlie W. Peshoff is one of these child molesters and Dana M Holshouser-Penrod, Shelby M Penrod, James R Penrod, Megan J Penrod, Dakota J Penrod all support this child molester which that makes them one as well. They should all rot in hell and will.

He’s a child molester but I love him because he gives me his paycheck and I can’t survive without someone else’s money I’d never make it on my own I don’t know how to work he loves me and my kids he sometimes feels a little too much on my daughter but I wouldn’t let it get to far he knows that as long as I’m getting money I’m happy and so are my kids.

by Shelby Marie Penrod/Faulkner August 12, 2019