Moderator

A homosexual .

Person 1: hey! Did you know I'm a moderator on reddit?
Person 2: No Charlie. You have to take your meds.
Person 1: fine. *takes meds*
Person 1: Wait! Hank! Please! Don't leave me... Hank...

by Greentext January 14, 2021

Sherdog Forum Moderator

Sherdog is one of the biggest MMA website, therefore has a forum with high amount of members.

The moderators of the forum are most likely the biggest cocksucking faggots in the history of the internet.

These douchebags actually think that hold a position of power over a bunch of morons who kiss their ass because they are afraid of the ban hammer, thanks to their worthless and ridiculously high post count.

Sherdog poster:" BJ penn is a whining faggot"
positivebalance (greastest sherdog forum moderator ever): "fuck you motherfucker! don't diss my husband! arghhhhhhhhhhhh!" (*strikes teh ban hammer*)

by GreaseStPierre May 25, 2009

moiderer

N. Wales
One who moiders

"That Morgan's a terrible moiderer, he just won't stop, it's hellofa shady"

by Joe Shoo January 8, 2005

Modern Talking

A wavetable shape in the VST plugin "Massive" by Native Instruments that is typically found in dubstep. It is commonly used by people new do making dance music (and Nicky Romero) because it is a cheap way to get an amateur wobble sound. Because of this, it has become taboo to use it in dance music.

Guy 1: "Yo dude! Check this sick dubstep beat I made!"

Guy 2: "You used modern talking..."

Guy 1: "I know! Isn't it great!?

Guy 2: *facepalm*

by Insayn December 11, 2013

moderator

Moderators are assigned to "moderate" something which means they are in charge of seeing that it does what it is supposed to do and nothing more.

Most moderators are driven mad by their lust for power and will cause suffering and hatred at every turn because it makes them happy to see others unhappy.

What the other definitions here leave out is that moderators aren't just for forums or websites. There are moderators of sorts in games, chat rooms and many other places. All of them are nerdy teenages who get back at life for making them monsters by taking their anger out on anyone they can.

I used to play a really cool MUD called Moongate until the moderators(caleed immortals for some gay reason) went mad with power, changed the name of the game and banned me for trying to report a bug. Losers.

by Sega Slayer February 10, 2007

Rocko's Modern Life

A genuinely hilarious show on Nickelodeon in the mid-1990s. 'RML' was an ingenious parody of 1990s life, poking fun at big businesses, coffee shops, credit cards, and many other things. Since it was on a children's network, the show's creators had to throw in some 'potty jokes,' as much of the show's true humor was too highbrow for the average ten year-old.

Rocko's Modern Life still airs on Nicktoons TV, but I don't think that very many people receive that channel.

by Diggity Monkeez December 18, 2004

modern art

when you have explosive diarrhea and the resulting aftermath looks like a bag of chilli exploded in a vacuum. Usually accompanied with heralds of trumpets and noxious fumes. The resulting artwork must stick to the sides of the porcelain to achieve true 'modern art' status.

After Nico ate several burritos for lunch he needed to run to the bathroom to create a modern art masterpiece.

by liveswithmom July 26, 2004