Definitions by liveswithmom

modern art 

when you have explosive diarrhea and the resulting aftermath looks like a bag of chilli exploded in a vacuum. Usually accompanied with heralds of trumpets and noxious fumes. The resulting artwork must stick to the sides of the porcelain to achieve true 'modern art' status.

After Nico ate several burritos for lunch he needed to run to the bathroom to create a modern art masterpiece.

modern art by liveswithmom July 26, 2004