Mistery

Another word for Mystery spelt in a quirky way.

It's a Mistery.

by goofit July 16, 2011

Mister

Somebody that you have tried to get out of your life, usually a male, but you can't because you know they need you almost as much as you need them.

Person: So what's going on with mister?

Me: Trying to delete him out of my life. Not working.

by unluckyness November 22, 2010

Mistifying

To combine the elements of a misty surounding with the element of mystery. Often seen across landscapes at sunrise.

'The mistifying views of such natural beauty captures the hearts of many'

by kj81 April 23, 2007

Misted

The phenomenon when a male must take a urinal next to another man who then urinates with such force, the urine bounces off the porcelain and sprays the unsuspecting man who is thus "misted"

Man 1: "Damn only urinal left...I really have to go though, ahh fuck it."
Man 2: *begins to urinate with the power of a fire truck*
Man 1: *misted*
Man 1: FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

by thisnameisntalreadybeingused June 19, 2011

Mister Horse

Mister Horse is a charactor on the Ren & Stimpy show that would undergo stressful or painful conditions during the show. When he was asked about his experience or ordeal he would always say - "hmmm, no sir, I didn't like it".

Reporter: What was it like being in the burning building Mister Horse?

hmmm, no sir, I didn't like it!

by Defcon 4 and waiting June 2, 2010

Mister Muscle

One's penis, of course.

"That cricket ball hit me square on my Mister Muscle! Good thing I was wearing the old jelly mould!"

by Bugzapper March 2, 2014

Misted

To be in the process of getting fucked up

Dude I think I starting to get misted.

by childishbino March 20, 2017