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Hillbilly

People that love to drink moonshine and LOVE FUCKING THEIR COUSINS
We hillbilly bastards love moonshine and having sex with our cousins
by KoB king May 7, 2017
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hillbilly stocking stuffer

the act of cramming ones penis into a small animal such as a squirrel or ferret and then stuffing it into a womens vagina. this is prefferably done wile the animal is still alive and the women is asleep.
dude i gave this chick a hillbilly stocking stuffer at this party last night, i think it gave her rabies!
by kinitsu hayabusa November 24, 2010
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hillbilly divorce

A state in which a married couple merely separates and dwells in different abodes without the benefit of legal proceedings
"I aint payin' for no lawyer, Billy Bob, so ya jest pack it up "n' move on outta here! We'll jest have to make do with a hillbilly divorce!"
by hootnannie October 22, 2009
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Hillbilly belt buckle

The act of exposing your penis from the top of your belt line.
Joe walked around with his hillbilly belt buckle out, and started bumping into people.
by TaT2dMtnSurFeR December 15, 2011
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hillbilly

A species of wild male goat that inhabits small/low mountains.
Hillbilly goats are easier to domesticate because it’s not so treacherous to chase and capture them than it is to climb high/rugged terrain in pursuit of the lofty-mountain-peak dwellers.
by QuacksO September 11, 2018
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hillbilly rig

Applying a temporary fix to something that has broken, or making something 'new' out of old broken parts. Common used 'parts' are bungi cords, duct tape, scrap-metal, electrical tape, super glue, ropes, old broken fans, motors, tire-rims, etc
I hillbilly rigged my computer-headset by taping 2 'broken' headsets together. One had a working mic. and the other had a working ear piece. I hope it lasts, I think I did a good job :)
by A Po' Mo'Fo August 24, 2008
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Hillbilly Magician

Before doing a girl doggy style put in a big chew of tobacco or snuff (your preference) when you are about to splooge, spit the tobacco juice at her ass, so that when she stands it runs down her asscrack.
I heard you gave Tina a sneak preview of the hillbilly magician last night
by Capt Kirk December 16, 2008
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