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Miguel's House

A Really damp and disgusting place.

A Pigsty.
by maszchujawdupieigochlupie February 19, 2024
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Miguel Martinez Zaragoza

Niño pendejo de pene chico normalmente 3 cm cuyo función principal es chupar pitos o tener pepinos en el culo. Envidioso con todos sus amigos y odia a los pedros. Le encanta tener pito en su boca.
Ese we tiene el pene como Miguel Martinez Zaragoza
by Nosetudime November 22, 2021
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Miguel

an agressive dude who cant take a joke but makes them and his ex gf gets passed around the homies more than a blunt. he also is an attention whore. he is a real fake friend fuck him
hey how come that dude gets mad when i make jokes about him?- idk must be a miguel
by hishimhin October 31, 2021
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miguel is a thick black boy with probably the biggest bunda you will ever see. his farts emit radioactive waves that make all men within 30km radius attracted to his fatass bunda.
guy1: did you see that guy with a big bunda?
guy 2: yeah he was a real Miguel
by miguelissothicklikeomg November 22, 2021
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is the perfect, caring, loyal, sweet boyfriend ever. Miguel has a long brunnette hair, that he doesnt know how to take care of it, but he still looks good. He sleeps like a rock, he cares about his parents a lot, he knows how to cook.

He is perfect but takes bad pictures to his gf. Btw, he loves his gf.
eg: Miguel looks so cute with his bad ponytail :)
by sunny,jm April 24, 2024
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Miguel is your best friend. Miguel is someone who will calm you down but can make you the angriest. Miguel will play games with you at 5 am. Miguel will trust you with his life. Miguel is funny,nice, and beautiful. Miguel will call you at any time as long as you say you're free. Miguel will look away but right as you look at him he looks at you. Miguel is somehow always slightly off time with you but that makes it better.
"Miguel is a great person.
by LongRichardLong November 27, 2022
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