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Texas Mickey

A large bottle of alcohol available in Canadian Liquor stores.(3Litres or 101oz.)
Can be vodka, rum or canadian whiskey.
101 shots for about $100.
Name derived from the fact that "Everything is bigger in Texas!"
"Yo Jim, wanna get crunk this weekend?"
"Aight!"
"Alright we can split the Texas Mickey and the O I picked up"
"DOPE!"
by Gumby244 February 20, 2009
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Mickey Mouse

The icon of Disney. Unfortunately, he has been completely scrapped and replaced by whores such as Miley Cyrus and the Jonas Brothers.
Person 1: What ever happened to Mickey Mouse
Person 2: Who knows? I've been too busy trying to get my sister to stop watching all the other shit on Disney.
by Edfrommars October 14, 2008
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Mickey's

A fine malt liquor with the most kick ass of mascots. It'll getcha drunk and can be found in all fine 'hood beer stores, usually where predominately irish drunkards can also be found. Assorted varieties, can be found in 40's, deucers, and mickey's "pounders".
yo b-rad, run to the shell and get like 10 mickey's...we doin it real big tonight!!!!
by J. Dough March 2, 2005
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taking the mickey

using someone as the butt of a joke, lightheartedly. Non-offensive humor.
'Are you taking the mickey?'
by kdc June 26, 2003
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Minker

synonyms: Mink, utter Mink, such a Minker,
Widely used in the North West of Ireland to describe those from towns such as Sligo, who display chav qualities chav
The word itself has been in use in these quarters for many years before 'chav' became a commonplace term. If you meet someone from Sligo who is confused by the term chav you can simply tell them that it is another word for minker. This is not advised if said person from Sligo is wearing a lot of Burberry/ pink tracksuits/ sportgear/ strange frizzy perm/ has a pregnant 13 year old in tow.
Minkers are often seen in packs, usually hanging around together being involved in such noble leisure activities such as smoking, intimidation, shoplifting (they hunt alone and in packs), brawling, and boy racing.
Boy racing is an activity often seen on either sunny days or at night after night club hours. It involves driving around the one way system of Sligo in a souped up little car- usually many minks will fit in their Mink Mobile, windows and/or sunroof are typically open- this allows the 2 way exchange between the minkers and the outside world- generally in the manner of loud crappy music (could be raver, could be hip hop, but never very good examples of either of these music cultures) coming out of the car and abuse being yelled from other Minkers outside the car.
It is unclear whether these Minkers are driving around in a similar manner DURING nightclub hours after being refused entry by self respecting establishments and door staff, and this is some ritual of redemption. (citing needed.)
It is impossible to be a true Minker and speak really well, The Minker usually displays a strong local dialect and can be difficult to understand, particularly when drunk or aggressive. Phrases like "Whaa yew fookin lookin aaaah" are typical.
If you every encounter a Minker, survival tips include, watch your bag and any daughters you have around 13 years of age, as she will be seen as prime mating age for most teenage Minkers. Also, try to refrain from making eye contact as you are likely to be met with their war cry, which is often a pre-cursor to a fight "Whaaaadya tink yewwer foookin lookin ahhhhhh?" " Are yeow geevin me doirty eyes, are ya? is it yeah? is it? Cmere yew!"
If you hear these noises, its best to cross the road.
Good luck
by Sarah Caulfield May 14, 2008
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mommy milkers

Dude 1: “DAMNNNNNNNNN she got some NICE MOMMY MILKERS DUDEE!”

Dude 2: “SHITTTTT I WANT THOSE SHITS IN MY FACE!”
by mommymilkers01 August 20, 2021
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Mickey Rat

A Person who has a freakishly close appearance to Mickey Mouse, but not as pretty.
M:Damn that guy has the ears like Mickey Mouse!
S: i know! but hes not quite handsome tho..
M: yeah hes a mickey rat
by joseespindola April 19, 2010
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