kippenvel meter

A theoretical scale from 1-10 used to rate the euphoria of a trance track, i.e the magnitude of the kippenvel that the track conveys.

Woah! This remix surely hits a 9.5 on the kippenvel meter!!

by Armin Van Buuren July 27, 2003

meat meter

A system which measures ones desire to eat meat. Usually used to describe males who insist on eating certain types of meat regularily such as chicken wings or steak.
Also a way of measuring the size of ones meat

My meat meter is down, let's go get wings

by Lister Thompson March 29, 2007

The Dank-O-Meter

The Dank-O-Meter is a Scale measuring the dankness of a certain amount of Marijuana

Dude... This kuch is at least a 9 out of 10 on The Dank-O-Meter

by dankoholic November 25, 2010

Three-meter chick

When a girl or woman looks good at a distance but as she soon as she gets within three meters you see that she is baying at the moon.

Beer Googles fading.....

by Bob Saget April 26, 2005

fun-o-meter

the way you rate how much fun you're having with whatever you may doing at that moment

i am having so much fun chillin with my peeps that my fun-o-meter is going ding-ding-ding!!

by Deezee April 3, 2006

100 Meter Dash

A very fast and furious masturbation session.

I didn't have much time so i did a quick 100 meter dash before school.

by Anonymous October 24, 2003

give-a-shit-o-meter

When you're not bothered about something

That totally didn't register on my give-a-shit-o-meter

by LondonThis August 22, 2011