by CandyBunny June 21, 2011
Get the Merry Cyclemug. The spelling of her name says it all—unique. Her smile and candor lights up a room instantly. People gravitate to her due to her warmth, masterful planning, wit, and beauty. She may be a bit obsessed with Friends and cheesy Hallmark movies, but makes the best pasta and partner around. A queen, goddess, and essential to any party.
Elizabeth Taylor petitioned to change her first name to “Merri”.
Do you have something in your front pocket, or did looking at Merri do that?
Do you have something in your front pocket, or did looking at Merri do that?
by Kermithefroggggggyayyyy November 23, 2021
Get the Merrimug. During Christmas, you find yourself under a mistletoe, but instead of kissing the other gender. You ejaculate on the same sex partner, and rub your dick on a pinecone.
by imaniggathatspeaksfacts September 16, 2025
Get the A merry mojzismug. by JakeofSaltLake December 20, 2021
Get the merry cloitusmug. 1. When a dude ejaculates on a chick's face and then kills himself.
2. A corset-like undergarment meant to slim the waist.
2. A corset-like undergarment meant to slim the waist.
1. A Man 1: I gave this bitch a merry widow
Man 2: No you didn't dipshit -- you wouldn't be talking to me.
B. Woman 1 (smiling): My husband died last night
Woman 2: Oh I am so sorry to hear that! Your skin is drying out btw.
Woman 1: Oh he gave me a merry widow, tee hee!
2. I am shopping Victoria's Secret and can't choose between a merry widow and a babydoll.
Man 2: No you didn't dipshit -- you wouldn't be talking to me.
B. Woman 1 (smiling): My husband died last night
Woman 2: Oh I am so sorry to hear that! Your skin is drying out btw.
Woman 1: Oh he gave me a merry widow, tee hee!
2. I am shopping Victoria's Secret and can't choose between a merry widow and a babydoll.
by tankthongg September 27, 2008
Get the merry widowmug. When you and a group of people go on a merry go round naked and have an orgy, and when the ride stops, you all puke on each other...
by Count Cockula October 9, 2019
Get the Merry Go Fuck Festmug. Hym "Merry Christmas everyone! I haven't seen any news of Santa's capture so... Clearly we've failed once again... But keep your chin up! We'll get that son of a bitch eventually."
by Hym Iam December 25, 2023
Get the Merry Christmasmug.