The "Merlin"

a wizard with a long beard and a pointy hat with stars on it

not to be confused with 'Gandalf the grey', like i did, around lots of people. in the movies IT JUST GETS WORSE

by Kimmy Booth January 18, 2005

Red Merlin

A specific sexual maneuver that looks similar to the ice cream treat of the same name sold in ice cream trucks (cherry dip code with chocolate sprinkles around the base of the cone). A woman has sex with a man during her period, and halfway through, pulls out, revealing his penis to be covered in blood. She then takes a bowl of freshly trimmed pubic hair that she has prepared ahead of time - a la the gorilla mask - and tosses the trimmings around the base of the penis. Then, she takes a camera phone picture and sends it to her friends.

After she gave me a red merlin last night, I've been picking pubic hairs out of the dried blood on my penis all day.

by wizard of balls May 17, 2010

Merrill

(MEH~RILL)
1. To talk about something excessively that falls outside the scope of your culture, ethnicity, range of experience, socio-economic class, age, or location.
2. To bloviate about urban activites and/or 'hip' slang.

Even though he lived most of his life in the richest, whitest suburbs of California, John would spend much of his day merrilling about 'ghostriding on whips' and other hardcore 'rap activity'.

by Mr. Potruck January 18, 2007

Merkinstock

Produced in Germany, this Bavarian wonder was concocted for hobbits with inclinations for podiatric balding; equipped with a cork bottom it not only keeps a hobbit's feet stylish, but protected.

It's not the size of the merkinstocks that matters, it's how you use them.
Those is some dank 'stocks.

by Clayton Sullivan February 15, 2004

mergin' it

goin to a social event or a mall by yourself in the hope of meetin someone you kno

that kid is mergin' it at the mall today

by A Bo November 20, 2007

Merrijane

1. Name of a female whose beauty and brains are by far unattainable by all females. Sometimes women with the name Merrijane dont realize how special they are and are content to live life "as is". Once she realizes how special she is she will shed the dead weight in her life and reach for her dreams which is easily attainable with someone of her influence, confidence, and talents.

ex. 1 .. That woman sure is a Merrijane.."did you see how quickly she got what she wanted after she shed the dead weight."

by whatishisface February 2, 2010

Merlin Muff

When the pubic hair of a woman is long enough to hang down in a bushy manner which resembles the beard of the great wizard Merlin.

Jaron: I heard you hooked up with a girl last night, how was it?

Dan: Man, she had a crazy Merlin Muff. I thought she was about to start shooting magic spells from her crotch.

by B3nR3177y April 19, 2017