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Men in Hats

Men in Hats is the gripping story of 6 guys who stand around in the desert... talking... sometimes they have breakfast.

It was written by Aaron Farber.

Unfortunately, the last strip was published on the 20th March 2005. It was determined to be too beautiful for this world and discontinued.
Beriah: YARR!!!
Aram: What the hell are you doing?
Beriah: I'm being a pirate! For Halloween!
Aram: Halloween is over, now you're just an asshole with an eyepatch.
Beriah: AND A HOOK!!
Aram: Yes, see if you can hook yourself some dignity.

Moments later.

Beriah: I hooked myself a sandwhich instead! For eating!
Aram: Touché.

An example of the genius of Men in Hats.
by dischord33 June 16, 2009
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men who think with their penis

A guy who acts totally on sexual impulse rather than asserting self control and fails to realize that this does nothing to satisfy a woman and only leads to making him look like an idiot who a woman will never respect
"He just checked out my ass and now just wants to hump me, men who think with their penis just don't have a clue"
by ableventure November 24, 2013
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Men-dez

MEN-DEZ is a stud. The best of the best. The funniest of the funniest. Someone who makes anyone and everyone smile and laugh with insane quirks and sarcastic comments. Can get all the ladies AND men because of this high status.
Hey, who was that?

Ohhhh HIM??? ....oh he's a MEN-DEZ!! (sigh) Totally rocks my world when I get the chance to talk to him

Girl! you kno a MEN-DEZ?! soo jealous.
by Mayca October 22, 2010
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Men of Timber and Calibre

These are used for men of repute. Men that are highly respected in their community or around the world. These men are power brokers... Stylish, talented, witty, you name it, they command respect wherever they go.
Have you seen the list of the newly appointed ministers, those are men of Timber and calibre.
by popesaint August 6, 2019
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men in black

1. Usually refers to members of the F.B.I., C.I.A., N.S.A., or any members of other covert, government run, or para-military organization or the organizations themselves. These organizations are sometimes involved with extraterestrial or other worldly matters. Members of these organizations usually wear black suits, drive black cars or S.U.V.'s, provide little, if any, information to members of the general public and act in a mostly unpredictable and paranoid manner.
2. The government it self(Usually used in a conspiritorial sense)
3. Any covert group
4. A popular 1997 science fiction/action film featuring Will Smith and Tommy Lee Jones

A popular quote from the character Zed(Rip Torn) from the above film describes the ways of The Men in Black and their cohorts:

Zed: You'll dress only in attire specially sanctioned by MiB special services. You'll conform to the identity we give you, eat where we tell you, live where we tell you. From now on you'll have no identifying marks of any kind. You'll not stand out in any way. Your entire image is crafted to leave no lasting memory with anyone you encounter. You're a rumor, recognizable only as deja vu and dismissed just as quickly. You don't exist; you were never even born. Anonymity is your name. Silence your native tongue. You're no longer part of the System. You're above the System. Over it. Beyond it. We're "them." We're "they." We are the Men in Black.

Related/Words:
MiB's: an abbreviation for Men In Black
Synonyms:
G-Men
Feds
Agents
Suits
The Man
One day, the Men in Black showed up at my friend's house, and after that day, I never saw him again.
by "Big" Jay Rob May 16, 2006
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men i trust

a band loved by beautiful chill artsy girls and men who fuck hella beautiful chill artsy girls
dude: wanna go stargazing and listen to men i trust?
girl: yea i’ll bring a blanket and we can take cute pics
by sleepy_guacamole November 11, 2022
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Men at Work

They sing "I come from a Land down under"
Man, everytime I listen to that song, it makes me feel I'm watching a beautiful Australian sunset, dirnking a cold one.
by Brooksie October 21, 2004
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