The Pen is Mightier Than the Sword

An idiom that means; those who control information have far more power than those with military force. It is actually a fallacy - Patton himself proved this. The idiom assumes the people are smart to begin with, an assumption that has been proven wrong countless times in history. And whoever said that has obviously never encountered automatic weapons anyway.

Somebody thinking he's smart: I control information! I control the people! The pen is mightier than the sword!

A realist: I control the weapons! Might makes right!

by Volly T February 3, 2012

The Mighty Boosh

An awesome and unique (my and many other people's opinions) comedy series on BBC 3 (or in The U.S., Adult Swim). List of a few characters and their actors:
Julain Barrat: Howard Moon
Noel Fielding: Vince Noir
Michael Fielding: Naboo the Enigma
Dave Brown: Bollo
Rich Fulcher: Bob Fossil

Though this entire defintion many will think is poorly written, well sorry.
Alternative to what the lady or gentleman at the end of the wrote:
Person 1: Hey Bobby, did you watch the Mighty Boosh last night?
Person 2: It's a complete piece of unfunny shit, prove me wrong.
Person 1: Then prove that everyone who likes it is wrong and your opinion is the only one which truly matters.

by it'sAsh August 23, 2009

Mighty Joe Young

The act in which a male ejaculates in and onto a woman's anus, then proceeds to shave his pubic hair and place on the anus, resembling the ass of Mighty Joe Young.

Person 1: "Why are your pubes shaved man?"

Person 2: "I gave a chick a Mighty Joe Young."

by CrackerJack June 19, 2006

Mightiest Of Fat Nuts

When you release a nut of gargantuan proportions that is worthy of the gods

"Wow i busted the mightiest of fat nuts in my neighbors dog yesterday"

by ForJevers December 13, 2016

Mighty Dees

The truly outstanding and historic "Melbourne Demons", Melbourne Football Club; renowned and envied throughout those parts of Australia where "Australian Rules" football is played. Although very skilful and talented, the team hasn't won a premiership since 1964.

"We're going down to the G to watch the Mighty Dees thrash the Pies!"

"What's better than seeing the Tigers beat Collingwood by 18 goals? Seeing the Mighty Dees beat them by just one point!!"

by Jeeralangian July 20, 2006

The Pen Is Mightier

A Penis Pump

"Alex trebek id like to use the Penis Mightier"

by Jay March 20, 2003

Mightyful

Something thats fantabulously awesome

Wow we can go and see the mightyful waffle tree

by Limegreen And Aubergine May 16, 2007