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Cold Meatball

Pulling one testicle of ones pants to show to a friend as an elaborate prank
Hey Jerry look a cold meatball (pointing at Tom's lap)
EWWW Why is your left nut out
HAHAHAHA JERRY YOU GOT PRANKED SO GOOD
by Meatball master January 11, 2018
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meatball syrup

When a man's sperm smells like maple syrup.
My wife wanted maple syrup but I thought she said "meatball syrup". So I asked her for a blow job and she said it tasted like maple syrup.
by Tapsize May 23, 2018
mugGet the meatball syrupmug.

Cold meatball

Someone that is a straight clown / bozoe
Yo that dude Paul is a cold meatball
by Goose716 December 19, 2016
mugGet the Cold meatballmug.

stuffed meatball

Partaking in anal with a fat gay man hence the name meatball
Tom: Yo Jon, what porn do you recommend
Jon: (laughing) try "stuffed meatball"

Tom: will do pal!
by Cockguzzlingbear January 11, 2016
mugGet the stuffed meatballmug.

meatball sack

During a #2 your balls get out of the way by going up into your stomach so you don't poop on them.
My girlfriend tried to blow me while i was pooping but couldn't find my balls because i had meatball sack.
by Big Mike123 August 29, 2020
mugGet the meatball sackmug.

Meatballs in Ikea

When somebody provides useless input to a conversation. Ie something unrelated or without adding value.
What’s that got to do with the price of meatballs in Ikea?
by citsreal May 24, 2021
mugGet the Meatballs in Ikeamug.

spaghetti and meatballs

When the man take a load on the girl's hair, twirls it around his penis, and then makes the girl give him a blowjob.
Ricardo came over last night forced fed me spaghetti and meatballs.
by meatballersforeva January 16, 2011
mugGet the spaghetti and meatballsmug.

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